I've really gotta fart

(other person says to avril): I really hoped you'd be DEAD by now!

It's driving me insane

I can't let out my brown

(really gross fart noise)

why is it making that sound?

(avril actually singing this): Isn't anyone trying to find me?

other people: NO!!!

Won't someone please get me boned?

CHORUS:

Listening to Avril's not right

'Cause she really bites

She's got a poser band

And she thinks she's cool

(avril): I don't know who you are

but i'll eat your poo!!

Verse 2:

what happened to my face?

my panties have frilly lace

Does anybody have to go?

I held it with all my might

but i think i made a mess

only losers like to be alone

(this would be where we cut to the members of my band wearing shirts that say LOSER on them sitting alone and acting like idiots!)

Isn't anyone trying to find me?

NO!!!!

I think my butt is starting to foam...

CHORUS:

Listening to Avril's not right

'Cause she really bites

She's got a poser band

And she thinks she's cool

(avril): I don't know who you are

but i'll eat your poo!!

ohh, why aren't my bowels moving?

(other people): how the hell did she ever get signed?

Yodel Ay EE Yodel Ay EE Yodel Ay EE DAH!!!

CHORUS:

Listening to Avril's not right

'Cause she really bites

She's got a poser band

And she thinks she's cool

(avril): I don't know who you are

but i'll eat your poo!!

YAY! feel free to post on ur website, which i LOVE by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK AVRIL LAVIGNE! UP THE ASS! SEVERAL TIMES! WITH A SPOON! BY A RACCOON! WITH RABIES! oohh that felt good to get out... by the way i like the v3gan boy song (see my signature) hehe!

Beeny

Drummer... Blondes in Calculus