My Name Is Santa - See Spot Run

In the town where I was born
Nobody knew just what to make of me
They thought I might have been smokin' something
The way I'd been talking to a burning tree

We had a gang we all hung by the water
We all really like to fish
It was the mutual admiration society I'd always wished

Merry Christmas
My name is Santa
If you adore me
I'll save ya

There was a time when the neighbourhood
Was a playground of tramps and theives
And it seemed everybody was screwin'
Anybody they would please

We ran around like banshees
we were going to change it all in just one day
We didn't listen ‘cause we knew we were right
and you know we had a lot to say

Chorus

There was a tour it only lasted a week
Before they shut us down and threw us in jail
I guess they thought I might have been a menace
A violent wind in a rebellious sail

Through the trial the media was a frenzy,
They had the guilty flag unfurled
They wrote a book that ended up in a drawer
Beside every bed around the world

Chorus

If you adore me

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