THE "DIAGNOSIS"
More and more doctors are running their practices
like an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor's
office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said,
"Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and
asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took
down his height, weight, a complete medical history and
told him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what
he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test,
a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take
off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he
had. He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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