10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER
1. thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping [ y wait that long]
2. thou shall not do drugs [ alcohol last longer, not to mention being cheaper]
3. thou shall not steal from K-mart [ wallmart has a bigger selection]
4. thou shall not be arrested for vandalism [ destruction has a bigger effect]
5. thou shall not steal from your parents [ everyone knows grandma has more
money]
6. thou shall not get into fights [ cant fight anymore...just start them]
7. thou shall not skip class [ just take the whole day of]
8. thou shall strip in class [ hooters pay more]
9. thou shall not think of having sex [ like nike "just do it"]
10.thou shall not help old ladies cross the road [just leave'm in the middle]