These people will spend endless hours debating whether Micheal Jordan would be able to beat Wilt Chamberlain if they were the same age and played each other. Why is this essential information for them to know? When they are young they start off by putting homework off to have these debates and watch the game. Many people who suffer from cronic sports fanism as a child will grow out of it by adulthood when they get their priorities straight. Those poor people that do not will not grow out of it may get a job in the sports business, but the rest of those people are left with a desire to watch a game rather than work.

These people are characterized by statements like, "We won!" or "We lost!" and sometimes, "Go! Go! Go!". The last one is most serious when the fan is at home, and the player cannot hear him or her. The first two statements imply that the fans are on the team that they are talking about. The last of the statements show that the fans are too deep into the game that are delusional, and believe that they are really playing the game.

Watch for this Cronic Sports fanism in yourself and your friends and family. If you find it in anyone you know seek immediate help from your favorite psychiatrist.

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