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Children, running, screaming, jumping around, need I say more? Why are children so obnoxious? I'm sure I was that way when I was their age, but why is so annoying now? I am a fairly quiet and reserved individual, and rowdy children just get on my nerves. My hyperactive nephews and niece were over this evening. Why can't they sit on the floor and play? I could hardly think, much less do anything else. They were jumping up and down and screaming and yelling like a bunch of banshees. If it wasn't for children being the future of the world I would start a movement to ban them. When I get old I will probably be an old fart like Mister Wilson from Dennis the Menace. Dennis happens to remind me of my nephews and I just try my best to stay away from them. While they will stay upstairs and I in the basement, their carrings on still travel down to me. Thanks to no carpeting and no insulation between the floor and the basement I can hear every little thing that is said or even whispered. That doesn't even mention the incredible racket created by the children running around pretending to be Power Rangers. I don't see the fascination with that show. I've seen Godzilla movies with better action sequences than most of those popular children's shows that feature all manner of violence.
If your going to have children please for their safety keep them away from me. Just looking a kid gives me a headache. I will only babysit if you give me a rope and gag, because that way they might stay quiet for a little while, or until they figure out how to undo the knots and then tie me up and set fire to the house. Don't laugh, I'm sure that if my nephews were not under constant supervision that they would start a fire. I would much rather live in a hole with pet computer. At least annoying people on the internet can be turned off. They also love for who you aren't and you don't even have to fake facial expressions.
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