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From Cothú Reader Gregory "Last Name Ficticious" Doe

Q: What does it say on an Orange Man's calendar? A: January, February, March, March, March...

Knock, knock. (who's there?) The RUC. (The RUC who?) (Punch the 'joke-ee' on the arm while explaining that...) We ask the questions around here!!

Q: What's the difference between Billy Wright and a 'black taxi'? A: A black taxi can take five in the back. (This is the sickest joke that I have every loved so much - Seamus)

From Cothú Reader Batty

This joke is from a book called The Lilt of the Irish by Henry Spalding. The book is so-so but I really like this joke: An Englishman and an Irishman were in the midst of a heated discussion! "Why is it," demanded the Englishman in exasperation, "that you Irish always fight for land,land,land, while we English just fight for honor?" "I suppose," retorted the Irishman, "that we each must fight for what we most lack!"