 Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, please
allow us to introduce, The Squinter Appreciation Society -"The Real SAS". But who is the Squinter?
If you don't know, then you probably shouldn't be here, but let us not wallow in
the muck of unenlightendness, let us instead, bask in that which is Squinter. |
| Squinter, aka Squinter, is a weekly columnist
for the Andersonstown News, perhaps the only paper you'll ever need. His weekly
column, "A Sideways look at the Week" is perhaps one of the best
weekly pieces available on what's really going on in Belfast. His observations
evoke the recollection of the great Irish writers, chock full of the humor that
makes Ireland famous. |
| Below we have compiled Frequently Asked
Questions about Squinter and the SAS: |
|
| Q: So why
does he deserve his own appreciation society? |
| A: You
would join a Trimble Appreciation Society? |
|
| Q: What are
the requirements to Join the SAS? |
| A: 1) The
ability to read; 2) An appreciation for Squinter; 3) The ability to spell
Squinter. (We deliberately made this difficult, so we wouldn't be overrun by PUP
members.) |
|
| Q: What does
the SAS do? |
| A: Not much,
so there's no fear of being elected to an office. |
|
| Q: I've read
his columns, but I just don't get them. What should I do? |
| A: Join a
Unionist Party and/or have yourself committed. |
|
| Q: How can I
read Squinter too? |
| A: Check out
our links below. |
|
| Q: Is this
one of those Republican plots to collect names and addresses, so they can be
handed over to the IRA so that the IRA can kill everyone? |
| A: Dear Rev.
Paisley, No. |
