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its you.
I've been watching you.
You're one of those damned Jehova's Witnesses aren't you?
Well piss off!
I'm not interested in having my soul saved or any of your stinking propaganda either!
And don't think I don't know what vile scheming you're all up to!
I've blackmailed informants infiltrating your organization since before I was born!
Passing yourselves off as little girls selling cookies door to door...
ITS DISGUSTING!
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE!!
I HATE LITTLE GIRLS!
AND COOKIES!!!
especially ones that brainwash unsuspection stupid people into jumping on the band-wagon with a bunch of filthy vaccuum-cleaner salesmen!
OOPS!
DID I BLOW YOUR COVER!?!!!
YES, THAT'S RIGHT!! I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR VACCUUM SALES!!!
YOU CLEAN-NAZIS!!!!!
Trying to vaccuum up all the world's natural dirt resources...
WELL I LIKE DIRT!
I PLANT STUFF IN IT!!!
AND SIT IN IT!!
AND SOMEDAY I'LL DEVELOP A WASTE-FREE ENGINE THAT RUNS ENTIRELY ON DIRT!!!!
BUT YOU WEREN'T SATISFIED HAVING ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF THE EARTH'S DIRT!!!
YOU HAD TO HAVE IT ALL!!!!!
SO YOU'RE GOING TO PROD THE PLANET INTO SUCKING UP THEIR SOIL INTO YOUR EVIL VACCUUM VORTEXES AND TAKE IT BACK TO YOUR HOME-WORLD BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY SPACE-ALIENS!!!!!!!!
YES!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS!!!
AND I WON'T LET YOU DO IT DAMN YOU!!!!!!!
I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!!!
...IN LEAGUE WITH THE EGGPLANTS!!
YOU'RE ALL EGGPLANTS!!!!
EGGPLANTS!!!
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