Captain Pibbers

The story of the once Captain now Pirate Wench, "Head Pirate Wench!" (you hear a shrill cry from somewhere in the dark wher you can't quite see) Is a little confusing... We don't know why she stopped being the Captain to be a wench. The only explanation she offerred is that "it suited her lifestyle better". Although in al actuallity not much has changed since her transformation. She's a little more pierced, and a bit more tattooed, the boots are a little bigger and skirts, if she ever wore them, would be a little bit shorter. And occasionally she's been known to slap on hand over her eye and shout "Haaarr!"
Other than that there's really no diffrence to speak of. You still have to be patient with her. She likes to start more than one sentence at a time and they become somewhat incoherant sound effects and wild hand gestures, if you know any sign language you might be offended. Also don't be offended if she doesn't always make eye contact with you when you attempt to speak to her, there's probably something colorful and sparkly behind you, which is pulling her her attention away from you. She has a slight, well I say fetish but she thinks that sounds dirty so "obsession" with all things sparkly. Anyway she's grown irratated by your presence so I think it's time you go now.
Thanks for stopping by, sorry about that rock she heaved at you.

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