"I'm PW 794 and 1/3, I'll be your tour guide this lovely day..." His voice trails off as he leads you through a pair of steel doors into a white hallway lit by massive florescent lights.
"You know, its not my idea to wear this kilt. So stop looking at me like that. Its new orders from the General. Some scheme her and the Public Affairs Officer devised to boost moral and appear to the public as more wholesome... stupid kilt. And now they're talking about having studs immbedded in our foreheads... homing device they say... I think its all just for looks."
He stares at you blankly giving you the feeling that you should be saying a sympathic word or two. You're about to open your mouth when he says,
"Well, where do you want to go first?"
Visit the Grounds
Sports Center
The Sports Center is a place for the S.P.U.D. members to exercise and engage in competitive sports.
The Station
The Station is ready to send you off to a variety of places where the Spudsters go when they have Leave. Some of the members favorite sites, or even their own homes are here for you to take a trip to.
Visit the Outter Complex
The Lobby
In The Lobby, you can chat with the lovely receptionist and learn more about the tours.
The Information
Center
The Information Center is your resource to learn more about S.P.U.D. and all that it is. Feel free to take the S.P.U.D. survey or look at the member files.
The Mess Hall
In the Mess Hall you can chat with many of the Enlisted members of S.P.U.D. and perhaps grab a bite to eat.
Visit the Inner Complex
The Bunks
The Bunks houses many of the members personal items, such as pictures, drawings, poems and the like. Feel free to look around.
The Officer's Lounge
In the Officer's Lounge you can have a word with some of the higher ups and learn what makes great leaders.
The War Room
The War Room is where all the S.P.U.D. plans are made. All our projects can be accessed here.
Limbo
In Limbo you have the opportunity to talk to the members of S.P.U.D. who are... well... here and but not here. Those caught between the worlds, fighting for our cause.
Hallway
You are welcome to take a walk down one of the hallways which contains the offices of many of the members of S.P.U.D. Stop in and say hello.
Or you could Leave Quickly