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S.P.U.D. (Secret Potato Underground Division) was founded many years by the General (Manda) and the Admiral (Neenybelle) in hopes of abolishing the old world order (i.e. western civilization) and establishing a new, improved, and available only through this limited time offer, Ogliarchy (as Anarchy is an unrealistic goal). Now, thanks to valiant efforts of our dedicated spudsters, we have taken control of the sparsely populated suburban town of Stillwater, Minnesota. We have deployed spies across the United States as well as in Europe, Japan and the Astral Plane, we own an extensive array of weaponry ranging from potato guns to tanks, and we've bribed a large percentage of our nations defense force with donuts. S.P.U.D. is dedicatied to: World Domination, Eggplant Annihilation, and the Preservation of the Potato Nation. If you are not with us you are against us and all opposing forces with be dealt with harshly after we have defeated all bothers us. All joining forces are entitled to uncencored insanity at all times and for whatever reason and will be invited to a celeboratory backyard barbecue upon our victory. Any attempts to overthrow our government will result in immediate loss of lives and/or exilement from potatodom.

For further information regarding S.P.U.D. contact the General or the Admiral and ask for some funny fuzzy lemon drops.

You set the pamphlet down.

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