The Resident Wookiee Where I live: Obviously the planet Endor you fool. People think it's just a bunch of Ewoks there, but they're all wrong. Those little bastards are just a bunch of troublemakers.  Hobbies: Well, maintaining this site takes up most of my time. Any free time left over is devoted to beating the crap out of Ewoks.  Thought of the Day: What would taste better, Salacious Crumb or an Egg McMuffin?  Favourite Saying: Waaaaaahh!

The Evil Undead Description:  Suave, debonaire and all around charmer.  Certainly the greatest ladies man this side of Shaft. His stength is matched only by the size of his heart  and- wait. That's Hercules. Sorry.   Place of origin:  I come from....... Transylwania !! HA HA HA !! Actually, no. I'm  from Cleveland. Much scarier. More dangerous too.  Or was that Winnipeg ? I'm confused.  Hobbies: Bloodsucking, lechery, fine dining and needlepoint.  Oh and lots of sleep. You see, the furry one does all the work around here.  Random Thought: Wow, is it ever getting sunny out. Must be morning. I could really go for some hash browns and AAARRGH !!!!  Favourite Saying: I never drink..... wine.  But that Orange crap from McDonald's is sure great. MMM MMM. Tastes like bloo- Never mind.