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10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail. 9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead. 8. Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here." 7. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack. 6. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas. 5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay. 4. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number. 3. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants. 2. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food. 1. Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?" |