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BUDDY, COME HERE NOW!
Excerpts from President Clinton's News Conference
December 16, 1997

Q. This may fall into the category of "with friends like that," but two of your former aides -- advisers -- have written you off already at the start of your second term. George Stephanopoulos says you're a lame duck. Dick Morris says you've gone to sleep. What is your rebuttal, and what's the dog's name?

PRESIDENT CLINTON: Maybe that should be my rebuttal. You know, President Truman said, if you want a friend in Washington, you need to get a dog.
      I'm not sure that Mr. Stephanopoulos has been properly quoted there. But if you look at what happened in 1995, I think it is very difficult to make that case. If you compare year by year, in each year of this administration, we have had significant accomplishments. ...
      In 1997 we had the balanced budget. We had the biggest increase in aid to children's health since 1965, the biggest increase in aid to higher education to help Americans go to college since the GI bill passed. We voted to expand NATO. We passed a chemical weapons convention. We had an historic agreement in Kyoto. And along the way, we passed sweeping reform of America's adoption laws. We passed sweeping reforms of the federal Food and Drug Administration to put more medical devices and life-saving drugs out there in a hurry, and a score of other things -- plus, the beginning of the first serious conversations Americans have ever had about their racial differences not in a crisis.
      I think it was a banner year for America. We had the lowest unemployment and crime rates in 24 years. Now we know we've got the lowest combined rates of unemployment and inflation in 30 years. We had a good year because we're all working hard.
      All I can tell you is, in 1998, it will be a more vigorous year. Perhaps you'll have questions about that, but we intend to have a very, very active time. So I can't comment on what others say. I just say that all you have to do is look at the evidence, look at the record, look at our plans for the future and I think that it's almost worthy of dismissal.
The New Flagdog       Now, back to the dog.
      Let me begin by thanking all the children and others, including members of the press corps at the Christmas parties last night, for their voluminous suggestions for the dog's name.
      We got great groups of suggestions -- people who suggested categories related to the coloring of the dog, people who suggested names related to my interest in music and naming all kinds of jazz musicians that I would love to have named our dog after. Then there was a whole set of Arkansas-related suggestions -- Barkensas, Arkenpaws. And then there were suggestions that related to all of our family names, somehow putting them together or saying since the Secret Service knows me as POTUS and Hillary as FLOTUS that we could call the dog DOTUS.
      And then there were the parallels to our cat, Socks, saying we should call it Boots or Shoes or, you know, something else like that. In the end, our family got together. We came down to about seven names, many of them personally inspired, and then to three.
      I finally decided to name the dog after my beloved uncle who died earlier this year. I'm going to call the dog Buddy because of the importance of my uncle to my life, but also because my uncle raised and trained dogs for over 50 years. And when I was a child growing up, we talked about it a lot. And because the dog was trained for a couple of months with another name, it is also the name he responded to best of all the ones that we sort of tried out on him. And I think while it's important that I train the dog, it's then a good two-way street.
      But mostly, it's a personal thing. And it's ironic that Hillary had thought about it. I had thought about it. And then one of my uncle's daughters called me last night, and I didn't take the call last night because it was too late when I got done. So when I called her this morning, she said, you know our family thinks you ought to consider naming it after Dad, and I said, that's what we've decided to do. So I made a few of my family members happy. But I want to thank everybody who participated in the exercise. 


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WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCES GRADUALLY REVEAL THE TRUTH
Official Briefing by White House Press Secretary Mike McCurry, December 15, 1997
Q. Yes, Mr. McCurry. What are the two names of the dog?
Mr. McCurry: I am not at liberty to say.
Q. Oh, come on.
Mr. McCurry: I don't know. The President has not elected to confide that top secret information to me.
Q. Why is he extending it until tomorrow? Is he just trying to give it the holiday tease?
Mr. McCurry: He's not. As he made it clear, he's already named the dog -- he just hasn't told you.
Q. Mike, aside from the dog's name, any other details, like where does it sleep, has it met Socks?
Mr. McCurry: That dog is one well-mannered pooch.
Q. Does it have an office?
Mr. McCurry: The Oval. (Laughter.) The dog has been firmly encamped at the foot of the President in the Oval.
Q. Any accidents in the Oval Office?
Mr. McCurry: No, the dog is a very well-behaved, well-mannered dog, and as any manner of aides have been sucking up to the dog. (Laughter.) And no doubt, its master as well. It's a dog that very much enjoys a tummy scratch.
Q. Is this from firsthand experience?
Q. What do you call him?
Mr. McCurry: I call it "Dog." (Laughter.) I said, I like your dog.
Q. Can we have a photo op of the dog?
Mr. McCurry: Look, this President and this dog have become so attached already I don't think you're going to have any trouble getting pictures down the road, sometime.
Q. Mike, where does it sleep?
Q. Is he bringing him to the press conference?
Q. Is there a dog house?
Mr. McCurry: He likes to -- he finds just the right place where the sun comes in through the window and plops down right at that location.
Q. Has it met Socks yet?
Mr. McCurry: I believe the First Lady has indicated earlier that they are arranging a detente. (Laughter.) But I don't know whether that's been arranged, or not. The dog divides his time between the Oval Office and then when we are using the Oval Office, as we did earlier today, the dog prefers the study, the private study. (Laughter.)
Q. Has he messed any White House rugs yet?
Mr. McCurry: Not that I'm aware of. It's a very well-trained, happy dog.
Q. Does Chelsea like this dog?
Mr. McCurry: I would assume so, but I haven't talked to her about the dog.
Q. What do your kids think of Buddy?
Mr. McCurry: They were very well impressed. He has now created demand for a puppy in the McCurry household, as you can well imagine.
Q. Are you going get one?
Mr. McCurry: No comment. We'll talk about it.

Official Briefing by White House Assistant Press Secretary Joe Lockhart, December 12, 1997
Q. Joe, on the latest subject of the First Dog, there are some published reports that the President has been making some phone purchases or doing some shopping for the First Dog. Do you know anything about that? (Laughter.)
Mr. Lockhart: I think on this issue we have the appearance of our first shaggy dog story. The President made no such call and I'm not quite sure where this came from. I talked to him about it and he --
Q. So you're denying it flatly? (Laughter.)
Mr. Lockhart: I'm saying that he didn't call the pet store.
Q. So what kind of presents wasn't the President buying for the dog?
Mr. Lockhart: I will tell you, though, that in talking to him and sort of relaying a lot of the interest that you all have expressed, and the various contests and web pages, he was actually surprised that there were so many people interested. And we sort of went through, to cut some of the volume of the thousands of people who have written in names. He has asked us to try to compile in some way some sampling of these suggestions and he said he wants to use it in how he goes forward and actually picks the name.
Q. Is that the announcement at Monday's press conference?
Mr. Lockhart: I couldn't tell you that, Peter.
Q. Joe, do we have any timeframe yet for when the First Dog will be in residence?
Mr. Lockhart: No. It's the one issue I just don't know and they're working on it now.
Q. Do we feel it's days, weeks?
Mr. Lockhart: I don't get the sense it
Q. These dogs take awhile to house-break, I think. Weeks, months.
Mr. Lockhart: Do you have expertise on this? Guest briefer, Steve Holland, will now give us a little bit more on house-breaking (laughter)
Q. Larry McQuillan --
Mr. Lockhart: Oh, it's Larry McQuillan who's the expert on that. Okay. (Laughter)
Official Briefing by White House Press Secretary Mike McCurry, December 12, 1997
Q. Mike, can you tell us, when did the President see this Labrador puppy? Was that last week? And was Hillary with him? (Laughter.)
Mr. McCurry: I think he had a close encounter with the puppy on Friday and enjoyed the puppy.
Q. At his friend's house, or where?
Mr. McCurry: On the South Lawn. He took it on no less than two separate walks. And bonding occurred, I am told.
Q. Did Mrs. Clinton -- had she seen it, too, on Friday, or not?
Mr. McCurry: I don't know. Joe's my expert on the puppy. (Laughter.)
Q. Can we get a picture of that puppy?
Mr. McCurry: The puppy is not here now.I think it went back to the kennel for training, right?It's been going back for training and has not been named yet.
Q. Is it the empty nest syndrome that's made this --
Mr. McCurry: It's the President's desire to have one loyal friend in Washington. (Laughter.) 
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SOCKS PLAYS HIS PART
IN CHRISTMAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
by Candy Sagon, The Washington Post, December 17, 1997
      This year, the "secret" theme of Christmas at the White House is "Santa's Workshop." White House chief chef Roland Mesnier, as happy as a kid showing off a new toy, explains that the Cell Phone Santa perched on the roof of the workshop is talking to President Clinton, "asking his permission to take Socks with him on his rounds." A marzipan Socks (right) peeks out of Santa's bag of gifts. Mesnier jokes that next year he may have to add a chocolate dog to the house in honor of the president's new chocolate-colored Labrador puppy.) 
SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB CONCLUDES
INTERNATIONAL "NAME THAT DOG" CONTEST

      SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB ended its two-week-long international "NAME THAT DOG" contest when President Clinton announced he had selected "Buddy" as the name for the new White House Chocolate Labrador puppy.
      CLICK HERE to see all the names suggested.
      "Usually," said SOCKS FAN CLUB president Jay Jacob Wind said, "cats and dogs get along like ... well, like cats and dogs. So we would prefer that if the Clintons got a chocolate labrador, it would be made of milk chocolate. Even SOCKS might like that. But politics is the art of compromise," he added, "and we all have to get along. So in the spirit of co-operation, SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB invited its members and friends all over the world to suggest names for the new White House dog."
      Nominations came in from 15 states, plus Austria, Canada, Germany, Italy, Kazakhstan, Pakistan, United Kingdom, and even China. (Yes, SOCKS FAN CLUB accepted those contributions).
      The Fan Club offered a free t-shirt to the first person to guess the correct name, but nobody guessed "Buddy." Kathleen High of Greenfield WI came closest with "Bubba," but that's a bit different. Since there was no winner, SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB will make a $100 donation to the Humane Society of the United States in honor of ALL the particiapants
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PRESIDENT CLINTON NAMES NEW PUPPY "BUDDY"
by Sandra Sobieraj, Associated Press, December 16, 1997

      With a new dog named "Buddy," President Clinton made himself a true-blue pal.
      "If you want a friend in Washington, you need to get a dog," Clinton said, quoting President Truman in today's much-awaited announcement that the puppy was named after a favorite great-uncle.
      Three days after being given the chocolate Labrador puppy, Clinton disclosed its name at an afternoon news conference. Buddy was the nickname of Clinton's great-uncle Henry Oren Grisham, a father figure who died in June.
      "It's a personal thing," Clinton explained today. Besides, he added, "It was the name ... (the dog) responded best to of all the names we tried out on him."
      Clinton reveled in the guessing game that preceded his announcement. Briefly introducing the dog to reporters earlier in the day, he was careful not to let the name slip. "C'mon, kiddo," Clinton said to the dog, who chomped on the Rose Garden grass. "Don't eat that; you just had lunch."
      On Monday, first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton called the naming "an ongoing high-level effort." The president, who had put out a national call for suggestions, said he and his wife and daughter "had so much fun" sorting through possibilities that included references to his home state of Arkansas -- "Barkansas" and "Ark-n-paws" among them.
      Aides described the housebroken, three-month-old dog as already an Oval Office regular, with Clinton himself walking the puppy back and forth between the mansion and its West Wing.
      One aide expressed amusement that daily Secret Service "movement logs," which normally record quiet mornings for the president, have this week shown a flurry of trips to the back lawn.
      Socks, the Clinton family cat, was reserving judgment on the canine interloper. "We're working on that," said Mrs. Clinton. "But we have every reason to believe that there will be a peaceful reconciliation during the holiday season here at the White House between Socks and the puppy." 


THE LAST WORD TO THE SHAGGY DOG STORY: IT'S BUDDY!
by Ann Gerhart and Annie Groer, The Reliable Source, The Washington Post, December 17, 1997

      After all that, it's ... Buddy?
      Bill Clinton thanked all the school kids and regular folks who piped up, but in the end our sentimental president named his new chocolate Labrador for his late great-uncle Buddy, Henry Oren Grisham, "because of the importance of my uncle in my life, but also because my uncle raised and trained dogs for over 50 years." Grisham, who died in June, was a father figure to Clinton.
      The pup also had input into the decision. Clinton noted that the dog, who had answered to the name Teddy since his Aug. 7 birthday, responded best to Buddy when the Clintons tried names out on him.
      First Dog Buddy probably won't romp on the Mall much, and it's a good thing, because if you holler "Buddy" in Washington, hundreds of dogs might come running.
      At least 900 other registered dogs share the name in this region, according to computerized records obtained this year from nine local jurisdictions. It's the 12th most popular name. (The top 11, in order, are Max, Bear, Lady, Brandy, Maggie, Ginger, Molly, Shadow, Jake, Sandy and Pepper.)
      The region's dog Buddies include at least 133 Labrador retrievers, and the highest concentration is in Dale City in Prince William County, where there are 46.
      The dog-naming frenzy peaked right before noon yesterday, when Tim Russert broke into regular programming on MSNBC with his big pooper scoop that Clinton had named the dog Luke, which just conveniently coincided with the name of Russert's son.
      Moments later, Wolf Blitzer on CNN accurately declared the dog was Buddy, prompting near-ecstasy at CNN headquarters in Atlanta. By midafternoon, the network publicist was offering Blitzer, who established his reputation as a Mideast diplomatic correspondent, for canine commentary.
      The White House press corps now returns you to its regularly scheduled droning. In the end, the First Dog's a family pet, not a national talisman. But get braced for the limited-edition Buddy Beanie Baby, which can't be far behind. 


AND 3,000 NAMES LATER ...
by Ann Gerhart and Annie Groer, The Reliable Source, The Washington Post, December 16, 1997

      Long before more than 3,000 Reliable Source readers submitted their suggestions for the Clintons' new dog, the chocolate Labrador puppy already had a name: Teddy.
      "You can't have a dog around for four months and call it `Hey you,' " said Linda Renfro, the Easton MD breeder who sent her baby off to the White House this weekend. "He looked like a teddy bear to me."
      President Clinton said he will announce today what moniker the family has chosen. Their new pup, who spent much of yesterday snoozing in the sun and warming the feet of the president, is smart enough to "transition" to a new name, "the sooner the better," said Greg Strong, who trained the Lab for two weeks at puppy boarding school in Easton MD. Apparently, First Dog is precocious. Usually, Strong trains pups at six months to take advantage of their greater mental maturity, but First Dog "did extremely well at 4 months. This is the equivalent of a seventh- or eighth-grader graduating from high school."
      The Dog Formerly Known as Teddy would have a candy-coated name, if Source readers had their way. Based on their responses, Americans are highly literal in naming their dogs. If we had a Hershey's Kiss for every entry evoking the Pennsylvania sweets manufacturer, we would weigh 300 pounds. Also big in the chocolate series were Coco, Choco, Nestle, Brownie, Cadbury, Truffle, Mousse, Droste and Bosco, with several Brown Noses thrown in for the obvious reason. Noting the president's perceived proclivity for obfuscatory explanations, a handful of wags suggested Fudge. Jennifer Hart of Arlington came up with Rocky Road as a nod to Little Rock, the Clintons' journey to the White House, the underdog movie boxer and a favorite flavor of the month. Burnie Burnworth of Potomac showed off her culinary sophistication with Roux, from beurre roux, the French appellation for browned butter. Theresa McDaniel offered Willy Wonka. Then there were hundreds who wanted the First Dog, and his name, to work well with the First Cat, Socks.
      "The puppy was very happy to meet Socks, and Socks would just as soon wait a while," Hillary Rodham Clinton said during a White House event yesterday. "So we're working on that, but we have every reason to believe that there will be a peaceful reconciliation during the holiday season here at the White House."
      The matching-Socks category includes Shoes, Slippers, Mittens, Argyle, Gold Toe and Bobby, the last one commemorating a unique boomer fashion statement.
      Other readers preferred relating the First Dog to other presidential dogs. Rebecca Boone of Rockville picked Checkers, Richard Nixon's cocker who starred in his own vice presidential speech, explaining, "Maybe that will help him get out of all the campaign fund-raising trouble that he seems to be into these days." Vinny and Sal at Treviso restaurant downtown came up with one of our favorites, Vanilli, to pair with the Bushes' dear departed dog, Millie. Deborah Goodman of Rockville punned in with Clin Tin Tin.
      Also highly popular were inside-the-Beltway names, including the name Beltway itself, hardly suitable for a poor pup who didn't ask to be to-the-White-House born. Shredder was a big favorite, although trainer Strong reports that the dog is properly housebroken. "How about Ronald Reagan, after the airport?" quipped Guy Walden. Veto got a lot of votes. Many of the Clinton faithful wanted Bridge for that tired old pathway to the you-know-what; many of the Clinton critics had various nasty permutations of Paula (Paw-la, get it?).
      "If the president's Lab is named Lincoln, then every room in which he sleeps will become the Lincoln Bedroom. The prez will then have many new opportunities to raise campaign contributions from overnight visitors -- and not a minute too soon," said Robert Alvord. Many readers suggested that the new pup be neutered and named Newt. More than a few came up with Nafta.
      "We have met the president several times at Belle Haven Country Club and feel that he should name his puppy after his golf game -- Mulligan," suggested Kristi Hellmuth.
      In the end, you can never go wrong with an American classic. Bill Mason of Annandale abbreviated First Dog and came up with FiDo. 


DISPATCHES FROM THE DOG FRONT
by Ann Gerhart and Annie Groer, The Reliable Source, The Washington Post

      THE PRESIDENTIAL PUP MOVES IN (December 15, 1997) -- All of a sudden, the empty nest at the White House is fuller than ever. First Daughter Chelsea Clinton came home for the holidays on Saturday, and yesterday First Dog No Name moved in to stay. The 3-month-old chocolate Labrador arrived in the afternoon, docilely accepted the leash, and took a brief stroll with President Clinton in front of the South Portico. The pooch then disappeared inside, where his training presumably was tested by all those Christmas trees. Consider the Lab the first of many gifts to appear on Clinton's financial disclosure form. The dog's new dad may go off to work in his big helicopter some days, but the Clintons are celebrating Christmas here, then New Year's with the usual suspects at Renaissance Weekend in Hilton Head SC. The dog better have an appellation by then, because all Renaissance participants have to wear name tags.

      FIRST DOG: A BACKGROUND CHECK (December 12, 1997) -- Our dogged reporting has revealed the following kibble about the chocolate Labrador puppy that will become the 49th First Dog of the United States. He's a purebred pooch with all the right papers, according to dog donor Tony Harrington, a Washington lawyer and FOB who says he determined "the president needs a dog."
      Having had "the privilege of seeing the president and the puppy together," he reports that "they are going to make each other very happy." The as-yet-unnamed First Dog is one of several in a litter born somewhere in the region, Harrington says, but he refused to divulge any other info. As a member of the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board, "one of my jobs is keeping secrets," he says, "and the president is the only one who can declassify information about the First Dog." The first lady, for instance, hasn't even met the dog, her spokeswoman says.
      Registered Lab pups run between $400 and $800, according to the American Kennel Club, and the president is permitted to accept a gift of such value as long as he reports it on his income tax, according to White House spokesman Barry Toiv. Meanwhile, readers' suggestions for the dog's name are pouring in to The Reliable Source at a rate of several hundred a day: Early favorites evoke candy and cocoa and indulge in political wisecracking, as in Michelle Grodsky's offering of "G. Gordon Labby -- always underfoot." (Send your suggestions via e-mail to: source@washpost.com.)
      There's still no word on whether Socks would like to run away to Stanford and mistress Chelsea. "I think someone has told Socks," says Toiv, "but we're not sure he understood."

      THE CLINTONS TO EMBARK ON A NEW PET PROJECT (December 6, 1997) -- With their only child out of the house, President Clinton and first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton have decided to adopt. They're getting a dog. He's a Chocolate Labrador puppy, about 3 months old. Clinton friend Tony Harrington, who owns the dog, took it to the White House yesterday afternoon, and the president and the pup spent a while playing on the grounds. And that clinched it, said spokesman Joe Lockhart.
      It's been five years since America had a first dog (God rest Millie's soul), and the president has been mulling this for a while, Lockhart said. The decision on this particular pup appeared impetuous, but Lockhart said the allergy-prone president did discuss it with his wife. SOCKS, however, had no input and has not met the playful newcomer. It's not clear when the dog will get his White House pass (or a name) and move in.
      Harrington is "going to take him and do some training first," Lockhart said. Like fetching golf balls? "I was thinking more basic," he said, "like not on the Oval Office rug." 


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WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY EVENTS
      SOCKS's favorite time at the White House is during Christmas. SOCKS enjoyed playing with the Christmas decorations as they went up December 4. The decorations were on display through January 3. The annual Candlelight Tours of the White House were December 26, 27, and 29. SOCKS was glad that see people dressed warmly for the waiting line - cats have natural fur coats, but people ddon't! SOCKS also supervised the mailing of 250,000 holiday cards, with the photo on the right.
      SOCKS watched from his White House window as President Clinton lit the National Christmas Tree on Thursday, December 4. The National Tree, the State and territory trees, various reindeer, a blazing yule log, and a vast electric train decorated the Ellipse, just south of the White House, as part of the annual Pageant of Peace. Every evening at 6 p.m. through December 30, singers made the season bright.
      On Tuesday, December 16, SOCKS and the First Lady visited sick children at National Children's Hospital in Washington DC. Between 9 and 10 a.m., SOCKS wandered among children and adults in the lobby of the Hospital, always on a leash, but as friendly as a cat can be. Meanwhile, Mrs. Clinton walked among the hospital rooms upstairs, visiting some of the sickest children, who could not come downstairs for the reception. At 10 a.m., children's singing and dancing groups from all over the Washington area performed. Then at 10:30 a.m., Mrs. Clinton came downstairs and took a seat among the children. First she read a story. Then, one by one, children came over to sit on her lap, ask her questions, and play with SOCKS.
      Don't forget to look for SOCKS if you visit the White House. Tours are Tuesdays through Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 noon. Tickets are free tickets at National Park Service's White House Visitor Center at the southeast corner of 15th and E Streets. Tickets are issued on the morning of the tour only, first-come first-served, starting at 7:30 a.m. About 4,500 tickets are available each day. You start at the Southeast Entrance, walk through the ground-floor corridor past the Gardens, Vermeil Room and Library; then walk upstairs to the State floor; then visit the East, Green, Blue, Red, and State Dining Rooms; then exit from the North Portico Lobby. For information, call the White House Visitors Office (202-456-7041).
      The next public special event at the White House will be the annual Easter Egg Roll, Monday, April 13, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. SOCKS will be there, and wooden eater eggs with his pawprints are even more popular than egss with Mr. or Mrs. Clinton's signature. 
TYPICAL WASHINGTON: FROM THE DOGHOUSE TO THE WHITE HOUSE
by Angus Phillips, The Washington Post, December 16, 1997
      When the White House announced last week that President Clinton had gotten a chocolate Labrador retriever pup to keep him company while daughter Chelsea is away at college, rank-and-file Lab owners gave a thumbs-up, but trainers and breeders of the nation's favorite pooch were troubled.
      Labs already are the most popular dogs in the nation with 149,505 registered through the American Kennel Club last year, almost 60,000 more than their closest rivals, Rottweilers. And the trend is up; Lab registrations grew by 17,000 from 1995 while Rottweilers and third-place German shepherds both declined. Numbers like that make purists nervous. "It's never good to be number one," said Jack Jagoda, president of the North American Hunting Retriever Association. "Indiscriminate breeding because of popularity leads to bad traits" such as hip dysplasia, bad eyesight and a worthless hunting nose. "The president having one is bound to increase popularity. God knows where this might go."
      Clinton's choice of chocolate, the least popular of three Lab colors after black and yellow, at least had a positive impact on Jagoda's business at Deep Run Kennel near Fredericksburg VA, where he raises and trains Labs. "We had two litters of chocolates and wondered if we were going to be able to sell them," he said. "They're gone." Interest in the breed apparently is peaking across the country now that the presidential pup is roaming the South Lawn. The National Labrador Retriever Club in Ohio left a taped message on its answering machine yesterday advising callers not to expect replies to inquiries "due to the extremely large number of calls received."
      Here's hoping they haven't left the president on hold. He's bound to have questions. The White House notice said the dog, who will be named today, has been "obedience trained." Very funny. Tell that to the owners of all the sneakers he'll eat, not to mention the priceless furniture he'll chew to splinters. The first six months with a Lab pup are an adventure, whatever training he may claim. As a Lab owner the past five years, I can recall that Kramer learned quickly to sit, stay and come when we got him, but he still had plenty of puppy tricks up his sleeve.
      We'll certainly never forget his noble attempt to drink Cape Cod Bay on his first family vacation, when he came back to the cottage with a belly swollen drum-tight and unleashed an inch-deep torrent over the kitchen floor that took an hour to clear up with squeegees, mops and buckets. It's hard to believe that much salt water could fit in a dog.
      He loved chasing sea gulls, too, which seemed harmless enough. Then one day he took off after a swan that paddled out in a Chesapeake fog, leading the dog on a hopeless chase. We laughed as they vanished in the mist, dog barking and swan whistling. But the sounds grew more and more distant until we couldn't hear them at all. The bay is five miles wide -- could Kramer find his way home?
      I made a complete fool of myself by running for the canoe and paddling into the fog, calling to my idiotic dog. I was several hundred yards offshore when the mist lifted and my son hollered he could see Kramer coming back around Tolly Point, a half-mile away, with what appeared to be a dead swan in his mouth. I paddled furiously to intercept him and dispose of the bird before some neighbor called the Humane Society and got us all locked up. But the closer I got, the surer I was that it was no swan in his mouth; the pile of white froth was a bow wave foaming up off his powerful chest as he bashed home through the Chesapeake chop. You have to love a dog that can swim like that, even if he makes a fool of you.
      I was saddened to see in the first video clip of the president exercising his pooch that he had the poor thing on a leash like some pathetic Chihuahua, mincing around the boundaries of the White House lawn. A Labrador on a leash is like an eagle on a string. The White House has a fence -- let the poor thing run!
      Several things set Labradors apart from other breeds -- their keen noses, the ability to run almost forever, remarkable swimming skills, imperviousness to cold and unflappable disposition. All derive from their original purpose -- to tag along at a hunter's heels all day and go when bidden to sniff out and retrieve birds downed in the field or over water.
      Labs are said to descend from St. Hubert's hounds, a French breed brought to England in the 1500s. The breed and name developed in the 1800s as the aristocracy in England and Scotland trained the obedient black dogs to fetch partridge, grouse and waterfowl. For many years Labs were available only to the wealthy. Queen Elizabeth II once had the largest kennel of Labradors in England and when the breed was brought to America in the 1920s, it was the plaything of folks with such last names as Harriman and Guggenheim, who competed for supremacy in field trials.
      Today, Labs remain the dog of choice for American waterfowlers and some upland bird hunters, but many also wind up as house pets, a job for which their gentle dispositions ideally suit them. The president's Lab probably won't ever get a chance to prove himself afield. In his years in the White House, Clinton has hunted just once that I recall, a day duck-hunting trip to the Eastern Shore that seemed more motivated by politics than by sport. The shooting was poor -- one bird among the group -- and about all Clinton got out of it was a mocking, front-page photo of him decked in guns and camouflage in one of the New York tabloids under the headline "Boom-Boom Bubba!"
      So his dog probably won't hunt. Here's hoping he will get the chance to chase sticks for hours on end, leap headlong into the White House pool after tennis balls, run wild in the back yard and sleep the sleep of the righteous weary at the foot of the presidential bed, occasionally lifting his noble head in the middle of the night to yawn, pad over and lick his master's face. 
AT LAST! PET CATS TO REVEAL THEIR HIDDEN MUSICAL TALENTS
National Meow-Off Music Awards Contest Hits High Note With Feline Population
by Chris Murphy, St. Louis MO
      The music industry has recognized virtually every style of musical performer, except one.
      Sure, we have awards shows for country music, American music, music videos, rap, rock and blues artists, classical music and Broadway shows. But what about our country's musical cats? You know, those adorable, furry, four-legged friends who have PURRfect pitch? Who like to sing for their supper and tap their paws for applause? Who love to vogue and strike a pose? Isn't it time these frustrated feline artists got the recognition they deserve?
      CALLING ALL MUSICAL CATS for the Meow Mix Meow-Off Music Awards contest, the first national awards program to showcase the many musical talents of America's cat population. Make way for the limos and roll out the red carpet, because crooning cats from across the country are going to get the star treatment they deserve.
      "We recognized a real void in the music industry," said Kerry Lyman, spokesperson for Meow Mix brand cat food, Ralston Purina Company. "As the millions of cat owners in this country can attest to, our feline friends are a very musical species and deserve recognition for their overlooked talents. Whether it's their melodic meow, rhythmic romping or soulful swagger, America's cats are keeping their owners happy by making beautiful music." The Meow Mix Meow-Off Music Awards contest will feature cats' performances in five musical CATegories:
  • o Best Vocals (most musical meow)                                                    o Best Music Video (most entertaining/original "dance" moves)
  • o Best Instrumentalist (most musical skill with a toy or instrument)     o Best New Artist (most unique musical talent);
  • o Best Look-Alike in a Music Category (most resembles a rock musician, country singer, rap artist or classical musician)

  •       To enter the contest, cat owners must submit a videotape of their cat performing in one of these five categories. 15 semi-finalists will be selected from the videotape entries (three in each category), all of whom will receive a $500 cash award and an expense-paid trip to New York City for the lavish final awards program in late April 1998. At the final event, a panel of judges, including music industry representatives and animal behavior experts, will select a finalist in each category and an overall Grand Prize winner of the Meow Mix Meow-Off Music Awards contest. The cats will be judged on the uniqueness of their performance, degree of difficulty, execution, enthusiasm and stage presence. Each category finalist will receive a $1,000 cash award and a lifetime supply of Meow Mix. The Grand Prize winner, selected for overall star potential, will receive an additional $10,000 cash award.
          "Even though they now rank as America's most popular pet, cats continue to get a 'bad rap' for being aloof, independent and withdrawn," Lyman said. "We wanted to create a showcase that draws attention to the many unique, artistic ways in which cats express themselves. They really have a lot of heart and soul."
          For more information on the Meow Mix Meow-Off Music Awards contest, or for a copy of the official contest rules, or call 1-888-MEOW-OFF or visit www.purina.com . All entries must be postmarked by March 8, 1998. Meow Mix brand cat food is a dry cat food offering a variety of flavors in one bag. Made with top-quality ingredients, Meow Mix provides 100 percent complete and balanced nutrition for cats of all life stages. 
    FEELING FELINES FIGHT "SNOB" STEREOTYPE
    Despite Misperceptions, Cats Now Rank as Top Pet in America
    by Erin Wolkowitz, St. Louis MO
          Cats have an image problem. Despite the fact that they now rank as America's most popular house pet, they continue to be perceived by many as withdrawn, indifferent, calculating and aloof.
          But animal experts and cat lovers tell a different tale. Cats have clawed their way to the top of the house pet population for a reason: they are gregarious, affectionate, playful and loyal companions who have many unique and entertaining ways of expressing themselves. And these positive personality traits are paying off.
          According to the recently released U.S. Pet Ownership and Demographic Sourcebook published by the American Veterinary Medical Association's (AVMA) Center for Information Management, approximately 59 million cats now inhabit American households. Dogs rank second at approximately 53 million.
          Why do the negative perceptions about cats persist? People may not recognize what or when cats are trying to communicate, according to several experts. "Frequently, people don't readily recognize feline signs of affection or other emotions," offers Cat Writers' Association president and founder Amy D. Shojai in her soon-to-be published book, The Purina Encyclopedia of Cat Care. "Cats communicate their moods, emotions and desires in often subtle ways which may be misinterpreted as indifference or detachment."
          Shojai points out that when humans spend time learning their cat's language, the relationship between cat and owner can become mutually enriched and more rewarding. "Some researchers are reluctant to say that animals experience the same emotions as people," Shojai writes. "And in fact, there is no way to know exactly what cats are feeling. But from every indication, cats can and do become every bit as fond of us as we are of them."
          Debra Horwitz, DVM, DACVB, a St. Louis-based veterinary behaviorist, believes cats communicate with humans through verbal and nonverbal cues but humans sometimes fail to listen. "Cats have many different vocalization noises they use as communication tools," Horwitz said. "They can be very expressive, from meowing and purring to rolling, bounding and stalking. Communication is a signal between sender and receiver. Sometimes, it's up to the receiver to get the message."
          Meow Mix brand cat food has designed a showcase to demonstrate the many unique ways in which cats communicate. The Meow Mix Meow-Off Music Awards is the first national contest to recognize the musical talents of America's cats.
          The contest challenges cat owners to capture their cat's best musical performances on tape. The national videotape entries will be narrowed down to 15 finalists (three in each category) who will compete for the $10,000 Grand Prize cash award at a lavish final awards ceremony in New York City in April 1998. "I think people will be amazed by the truly expressive, animated, musical performances their cats deliver - all means by which they communicate with their owners and peers," Shojai said. "The key to showcasing your cat's star potential is to work with him in a comfortable, familiar environment and to reward him with lots of love and affection."
          Shojai offers some additional tips for bringing out the best performance in your cat, including:
  • o Remember that cats like routine and may be frightened by unusual noises, objects or settings.
  • o If working with a costume, owners will need to ease them into it and maybe let them sleep with the costume for several days.
  • o Most cats are intrigued by toys and sounds like a mouse or a bird which will attract their attention and keep them focused.
  • o Waving a feather or the toy itself in front of the cat may generate new, entertaining behavior.

  •       "For example, if you wave the feather near a guitar, before long your cat might be strumming and humming away," Shojai said. 
    SOCKS FAN CLUB NEWSLETTER NOW AVAILABLE IN JAPANESE
    by Megumi Narita, Arlington VA
          I have translated basic information of the club into Japanese. Please visit http://www.oocities.org/CapitolHill/6157/socks_j.html . Please check http://www.yahoo.com/docs/info/bridge.html where you may be able to find a tool to view Japanese characters on your computer. Please visit my website http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/Ranch/7214/ if you have a chance. 
    funsocks
    A LETTER TO SOCKS
    Dear SOCKS:
          I'm writing to you from Boston, where I live with my two cats (who I might add are your devoted fans) Canth and Gabriella. Here in Boston, we like to think of you as Sox (hoping you're a fan of our lately ill-fated Red Sox). Do you like baseball? Thank you for your postcard from a few years back, it has an honored place on the fridge, as my wife and I are also devoted fans. Anyway, the reason I write today is to inquire about what famous heads of state and celebrities you have met during your time at the White House? And of those celebs, who have been your particular favorites? Do they bring goodies when they come to visit? I look forward to your reply, until then take care. -- Affectionately yours, Glenn Berger, Lorraine Vaccaro (and of course Canth and Gabriella Berger-Vaccaro)
    Dear Glenn, Lorraine, Canth, and Gabriella,
          Since I became First Cat, I have met Mulroney of Canada, Zedillo of Mexico, Major and Blair of UK, Yeltsin of Russia, Hashimoto of Japan, Kohl of Germany, Zemin of China, Havel of Czech Republic, and Netanyahu of Israel. Many leaders bring me goodies, but my favorite, of course, was Yeltsin's smoked salmon and Netanyahu's lox and cream cheese. -- Proudly, SOCKS THE CAT

    buddy
    A LETTER TO BUDDY
    Dear BUDDY:
          Hi Socks, this letter is not for you, it's for Buddy, but there is no place to e-mail him. I like your name and all, but I think that you should have been named Shoes to go with your new housemate Socks. So, how's life in the white house so far? Do you like everyone, including Socks? -- Molly Rowland, Nantucket MA
    Dear Molly:
          Woof and rowf! I am going to love living here in the White House. They treat me so well, and the big guy with the grey hair is really fun. He throws me sticks and runs with me, and it couldn't be better. But they can't say "Teddy" right, which is my real name -- they keep calling me "Buddy" for some reason. Oh well, I'll get accustomed to it - I'm a young dog, so I can learn new tricks. I also met a big black and white cat this week. I never met a cat before, but I heard about them. This cat seems a little reserved, like he's had the place to himself for a while. I wonder how we'll get along! -- Best wishes from Your BUDDY, THE FIRST DOG
    CHELSEA AND SOCKS - TOGETHER FOR THE HOLIDAYS
          Chelsea came back to see her beloved SOCKS and meet BUDDY on Tuesday, December 10. Mrs. Clinton and a 12-car motorcade drove out to Dulles Airport to pick up Chelsea up, but SOCKS didn't ride in the Cat-illac. He had to wait for Chelsea until she got home.
          On Wednesday before Thanksgiving, SOCKS watched as the President pardoned the National Turkey and the First Lady accepted the gift of the White House Xmas Tree. The 30-foot New Hampshire fir arrived on the back of a wagon pulled by two Clydesdale dray horses.
          On Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, SOCKS loved the smoked salmon and the turkey at the White House Thanksgiving dinner, but most of all, he loved being with Chelsea again. 
    SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB FEATURED ON FOX "PET NEWS" PROGRAM
    by Dean Karayan, New York NY
          FOX NEWS CHANNEL's PET NEWS featured SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB's "Name That Dog" Contest on Saturday, December 13.
          "Pet News" is a national, two-hour cable television show hosted by Brian Kilcommons. It airs live once a week from 9 AM to 11 AM EST and is re-broadcast on Sundays from 3 PM to 5 PM EST. The show's purpose is information, education and entertainment. Information on the network is available on the World Wide Web at http://foxnews.com . "Pet News" has its own e-mail address, and its own website at http://foxnews.com/petnews .
          "Pet News" includes regular segments such as Breed of the Week, which features different breeds of dogs and cats. Pet Hotline, a call-in advice segment with guest veterinarians, and Fun, Fair, Firm, a training segment where viewers learn "How-to" approaches to training their cat or dog. Other segments include book, product, and health topics that deal with subjects of interest and importance to pet owners. In addition, "Pet News" features stories from around the world dealing with animals, their owners, and the special bond/relationship that exist between both.
          Mr. Kilcommons, a renowned expert in the animal community, is the Director of Animal Behavior and Training for the City of New York Center for Animal Care and Control. He is a consultant with Tufts University School of Veterinary Medicine, and is the author of Good Owners, Great Dogs, the co-author of Childproofing Your Dog, Good Owners, Great Cats and Mutts: America's Dogs. His books and videos are endorsed by the American Animal Hospital Association.
          Fox News Channel is currently available in over 24 million homes. Check your local listings for FNC. Fox News is also available on all satellite services. Write to Pet News, c/o Fox News Channel, 1211 Avenue of the Americas, 17th Floor, New York, NY 10036. 
    WELCOME TO SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB
    by SOCKS FAN CLUB President Jay Jacob Wind, Arlington VA
          Welcome to SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB! Since the article about us in PARADE Magazine in August, we now have 5,000 members in all 50 states and 11 countries, Australia, Austria, Canada, China (Hong Kong), France, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Sweden, US, and United Kingdom.
          We hope you enjoy reading this newsletter. We cover America's First Cat SOCKS, animals, children, politics, and White House news from a cat's-eye view. Some articles are copyrighted and used by permission, so please contact us before reprinting. You can send us articles and letters by US Mail or e-mail us at SOCKSTHECAT@WORLDNET.ATT.NET We may reprint any letters and photos you send us. We really DO write back!
          Normally, each issue includes a full page of letters from children to SOCKS (and now BUDDY), but most of this issue went to the dogs instead.
          We congratulate Sharon Warne of Hudsonville MI, winner of our Musical Cabinet Chair contest in Issue #16.
          We are pleased to add S.A. Murray's beautiful three-color t-shirt to our CAT-alog. If you would like to see more of S.A. Murray's KITTY ART Designs, please visit her Web Site at http://www.wgn.net/~samurray/cats .
          To join SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB, use the membership application on the last page of this newsletter. Every member gets a SOCKS FAN CLUB t-shirt, button, membership card, and the next newsletter; above that, you can choose many other SOCKS FAN CLUB gifts. We donate 10% of everything we earn on SOCKS gifts to Humane Society of the U.S. and Children's Defense Fund and 10% of everything we earn on BUDDY gifts to National Children's Hospital in Washington DC.
          If you would be interested in helping with SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB NEWSLETTER, please call or e-mail us. Our next newsletter will come out around in spring 1998. 
    PLEASE VISIT THE NORTHERN VIRGINIA SPCA WEBSITE by Aleta Clayton, Alexandria VA

          Peacock, who is fostering a cat named Gulliver from the Northern Virginia SPCA, is also fostering a website for the Northern Virginia SPCA until a good cyberhome can be found. Please visit -- the URL is http://www.wizard.net/~peacock/nvspca.htm


    COMPARE AND CONTRAST: SOCKS VIRTUAL REALITY PET VS. TAMAGOTCHI
    by Paul Wind, Arlington VA

          Editor's Note: Last summer, SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB introduced the SOCKS Virtual Reality Pet. Reviews were mixed; some members loved theirs; other members were bored after a few lives. Among virtual pets, that's life. Our first virtual pet owner, the editor's son Paul Wind, age 12, tested his SOCKS virtual pet and wrote the following scientific analysis.

          The SOCKS Virtual Reality Pet, I think, is very superior to the regular Tamagotchi. It has one more button than the Tamagotchi, plus, if you don't like the picture of SOCKS THE CAT, you can choose from any one of seven friends of SOCKS on the very same electronic toy. You can choose between a cat, a crab, a butterfly, a fish, a dinosaur, a dog, a rooster, and a dove!

    Characteristic  SOCKS Smart Pet Tamagotchi
    Food  Meal, snack, and water  Meal and snack 
    Games  Plays two guessing games  Plays one guessing game 
    Music
     
     
     
     
     

     

    Plays nine songs:
  • Mary Had A Little Lamb 
  • Jingle Bells 
  • Ode to Joy 
  • Red River Valley 
  • Skip to M'Lou 
  • My Darling Clementine 
  • Yankee Doodle 
  • Oh Susannah 
  • Happy Birthday To You 
  • None
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

     

    Cleaning up after  Clean up with a broom  Clean up with a wash 
    Shots  One shot does the trick  Two shots does the trick 
    Meter/Scale  Shows weight in Grams and age  Shows weight in Ounces and age 
    Lights  You can turn them on or off  You can turn them on or off 
    Attention  Beeps at you and picture glows  Beeps at you and picture glows 
    Chain  Made for a necklace or a keychain  Made only for a keychain 
    Buttons  Four  Three 
    Choice of animals  Eight  One 

    LAND'O'LINKS PUTS THE WORLD AT YOUR PAWS

          SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB and David's Cat Page have created a Website to list EVERY cat-related Website in America. Fur sure, we need your help to build the list. If you have a cat-related Website, please add it. There are five CAT-egories: National Organizations; Local Organizations; Department of Health and Feline Services; Department of Education; and Cat-izens' Pages. Please visit LAND'O'LINKS at http://www.pacinfo.com/~lnelson/cat-links/cat-links.html For information, send e-mail to David Nelson (lnelson@pacinfo.com)


    SOCKS THE CAT FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
    TO SPEAK AT CAT COLLECTORS CONVENTION IN JUNE

          Cat Collectors International, an international society of more than 1,000 cat lovers who collect cat memorabilia, hosts its fifth annual convention Friday-Sunday, June 19-21, 1998, at Hyatt Dulles Hotel, 2300 Dulles Corner Boulevard, Herndon VA, outside Washington DC.
          Cat Collectors founder and president Marilyn Dipboye said, "We look forward to our best and largest conference ever, welcoming members from the Washington DC area and afar. This is the first time we have met outside the Detroit area."
          The public is welcome to the Vendors' Room on Saturday and Sunday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., for cat collectible shopping. Conference speakers will include SOCKS FAN CLUB President Jay Jacob Wind, as well as artists, craftspeople, and appraisers. The conference features a gift exchange, cat doll exhibits, slides of members' collections, cat jewelry, and cat costumes. Friday before the conference, members visit the exhibit "Cats Wild To Mild" at National Geographic Society's Explorers Hall, which opens June 6 and runs through September 1988.
          For a registration packet for the conference, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to Marilyn Dipboye, Cat Collectors International, 33161 Wendy Drive, Sterling Heights MI 48310. Registration packets will be mailed in early 1998. 



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