'A' is for ALGORE ...

by Spirit of '76 Greg .


'A' is for ALGORE. It is also for "automaton" - a word that the LIBERAL LEFT prefers to "ROBOT" when we all refer to ALGORE. The LIBERALS hope you don't know what it means. Most Democrats probably don't. I prefer not to be "PC", mince words, or attempt to deceive. "ROBOT" works fine. 'A' is also for ALGOREithm, n. (al-gor-ith-m): Any method of calculation performed endlessly until a predetermined desired result is produced.

'B' is for BRIBERY. Giving somebody something ... like money ... to help fund a political campaign in exchange for something else ... like, say, technology applicable to ... missiles - would be considered bribery. In the USA, it is illegal to be on either side of this exchange.

'C' is for CLINTON. Bill and Hillary CLINTON were our President for 8 years. Are you sick of their arrogance and scandals? Are you glad it's OVER? I know that I am.

'D' is for DEMOCRAT. DEMOCRATS think that people who have worked hard and earned a lot of money are evil. They also think it is OK to steal - as long as the thief is the 'government', the victim is 'rich', and the cause is 'just'.

'E' is for ETHICAL. Co-President Hillary declared that 'this will be the most ETHICAL administration in history. They went on to be the most UNETHICAL administration in history. What a surprise. 'E' is also for E-MAIL. Ask ALGORE what happened to HIS over the last few years - and to the people who have tried to tell the truth about them.

'F' is for FREEDOM. DEMOCRATS don't believe the American people are smart enough to handle FREEDOM. But THEY are ... so don't worry - they'll take care of us ALL ...

'G' is for GORE. The elder GORE was a Senator who voted against civil rights. His dad also made some sweet deals with Armand Hammer (a good friend of V.I. Lenin and a known Soviet Agent). ALGORE owns such 'environmentally friendly' stocks such as those in mining and oil companies (Occidental Petroleum).

'H' is for HILLARY - our co-President. 'H' is also for HEALTHCARE. HILLARY'S scheme to socialize HEALTHCARE was an abject failure. Thank God.

'I' is for INTERNET. ALGORE invented the INTERNET. REALLY. He said so. 'I' is also for ICED TEA. ALGORE had so much ICED TEA that it must have negatively affected his hearing and eyesight in that Buddist Temple. Bill knows that 'I' is also for IMPEACH and 'IS'.

'J' is for JACKASS. This is the symbol of the DEMOCRATIC Party. No wonder.

'K' is for KU KLUX KLANSMAN. This is a nasty name that the LEFT LIBERAL DEMOCRATS call those who oppose QUOTAS. Of course, we should all oppose discrimination of any sort.

'L' is for LEFT LIBERAL. LEFT LIBERALS think we all have just too much FREEDOM for our own good. Do you?

'M' is for MEAN SPIRITED. Acoording to LEFT LIBERALS, when somebody calls attention to one of their SCANDALS, they are just being MEAN SPIRITED.

'N' is for NAZI. This is a nasty name that the LEFT LIBERAL DEMOCRATS call all those who uphold this country's Constitution. Ironically, NAZIs were socialists - just like the LEFT LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.

'O' is for OVAL - OVAL Office. This is where Bill and Monica 'played'. This is also where Bill CLINTON conducts 'official business'. Sometimes these two things happen at the same time.

'P' is for POLITICALLY CORRECT. LEFT LIBERALS love to be POLITICALLY CORRECT, because it makes the things they do sound noble, and the things their enemies do sound just awful. Ironically, 'P' is also for PERJURY. Ask Bill CLINTON what that means.

'Q' is for QUOTA. A QUOTA is something that favors somebody due to their race, sex, or creed. Even though this sounds exactly like discrimination, IT IS NOT - according to LIBERALS.

'R' is for REFORM. ALGORE said he wanted campaign finance REFORM, but then went on to break campaign finance laws.

'S' is for SCANDAL. Have you lost track of the large number of WHITE HOUSE SCANDALS - from the 'most ethical' Administration in history? I have. Here are a few of them:
Oh, 'S' is also for SLUMLORD.

'T' is for TAXES. LIBERALS LOVE TAXES. It gives them the chance to punish those who have provided well for themselves. Then they use that money to buy votes.

'U' is for UNITED NATIONS. The CLINTONS would love for the United States to be under the control of the UNITED NATIONS. This is something that Bill has been working hard toward. Ask Michael New - a U.S. Soldier who was court-martialed because he refused to wear the U.N. Uniform. Ask the folks running the U.N. who are trying to strip the U.S.A. of its sovereignty.

'V' is for VALUES. Lately, the DEMOCRATS have embraced 'family VALUES' - after ridiculing the Republicans for cherishing them. 'V' is also for VICTIM. Crash VICTIM, suicide VICTIM, murder VICTIM. This is how some people who have had past shady dealings with the CLINTONS have ended up.

'W' is for WHITE HOUSE. This is where, if you give the CLINTONs money, you can sleep in the Lincoln bedroom. See BRIBERY. 'W' is also for WHITEWATER (see SCANDAL).

'X' is for XYLOID. This means woody or wooden. ALGORE has been likened to a XYLOID Cigar-Store Indian.

'Y' is for YARN. ALGORE and the CLINTONS have become regarded as almost legendary in their ability to 'spin a YARN' - fabricate a story - to illustrate their compassion or advance a cause.

'Z' is for ZEALOT. Those who work for personal freedom, restoration of Constitutional principles, and getting big government out of our lives are ZEALOTS, according to the LIBERAL LEFT.