Missiles, Bombs, and the Canadian Flag
Recent ruling by House Speaker bans our national flag from the House of Commons!

What the heck is going on with this site?
Many of you have noticed that Loon hasn't been updated in a long time (check out previous feature's "recent" claim for proof). We've been busy...but stay tuned for our spring issue coming out April 2, 1999. Loon will thereafter remain quaterly. Until then, check out our entertainment section for some great reading!

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English Software Banned!

Bringing the province of Quebec one step closer to being a fascist state, the Office de la Langue Francaise (commonly known as the Language Police) have begun attacking companies who use English language software in the office. [Full Story]