New Deal is a key
part of the Government's strategy to get people back to work.
The final part of our programme is now ready for its launch.
If you have been deceased longer than 6
months we can now offer the opportunity to return to work. No
more idleness and no more excuses. No more cemeteries taking
up prime property development land.
We
recognise the valuable contribution the dead can make to a low
paid jobs market. No complaints about pay and conditions, a
flexible approach to working hours and no pensions
contributions (well lets face it, you've had enough of those
already) all make you an attractive prospect to the new
modern, dynamic global jobs market.
We recognise some of
the obstacles and barriers facing the
dead returning to work.
That's why we can help with things like your exhumation, help
updating your employment history; and, if you get an
interview: we can even help to update your wardrobe.
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