Many have wondered at the First Lady's ability to stand by her Co-President despite lies about his, now admitted to, affair Gennifer Flowers, facts surrounding the Paula Jones case, Monica Lewinski, Sally Perdue, Kathleen Willey, and many others. One can come to only three conclusions: she's incredibly stupid, she doesn't care, or she does care but cares about the personal power of her First Ladyship more.

Right-Wing Conservatives (AKA Republicans) must have convinced the first-lady to take the payoff hidden as cattle futures profits. They then convinced both of them to take no-investment partnerships in the Whitewater land deals. At this point Conservative extremists must have drugged Judge Hale and convinced him that then Governor Clinton pushed him to approve Small Business Administration loans for Susan McDougal. They must have then hypnotized Susan McDougal and made her funnel that money back to WhiteWater and the Clintons. Somewhere along the way they also drugged a dozen people and convinced them that Paula Jones was taken by a State Trooper to a hotel room that Bill Clinton claims he was never in. A radical group must have induced Hillary to force Bill into firing the Travel Office staff. Conservatives probably impersonated Bill Clinton's voice and signature to make the FBI Director believe he was being instructed to launch an investigation into the travel office members in violation of the law. At this point those same extremists stacked the jury which found Billy Dale and his staff not guilty of all charges - within minutes of entering the Jury room. Somehow they convinced Ron Brown (now dead in a plane crash in Bosnia) to take money in return for access to the President. Among many other such conspiracies those Evil Republicans must have then conspired with the Red Chinese to funnel large sums of money into the DNC and Clinton-Gore Campaign so Bob Dole could lose. Oh yeah, those monks were really Right Wing Conspiracy members in disguise to trap poor Al Gore into taking all that money.

The World Weekly News has reported that space aliens have met with Rush Limbaugh during the '96 elections. It's possible that the conspiracy reaches beyond mere earthlings. Neither Hillary Clinton nor Rush Limbaugh will comment on this issue. This is understandable, since space aliens have, according to the Weekly World News, met with President Clinton. It's unlikely that this particular trail of evidence will provide any short- term resolution.

Clinton Administration officials have, to this point, accused Tony Snow of Fox News, Linda Tripp (who assisted in the Vince Foster office document cleanup the night of his death), Paula Jones, Kenneth Starr and undefined Right Wing Conspirators of formulating the many accusations, scandals, investigations, and Janet Reno approved investigations. As of yet, no evidence has been provided to substantiate the claims other than that these people either are Republicans, might be Republicans, have had contact with Republicans, might have had contact with Republicans, or might have once agreed with a Republican. Evidence is insufficient.

This document subject to change without notice - in order to better communicate my message.