Hillary Clinton has produced a new conspiracy theory. The trials (literal and figurative) facing the current occupant of the oval office are due to the fact that he is from Arkansas! You see, according to Hillary, most people (including conservatives) believe Arkansans are stupid rednecks. Because of this they are being attacked and villified.

The fact that there is ample evidence, possibly including bodily fluids on a dress, that President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton perjured himself when asked about sexual activity with employees in the White House has nothing to do with unhappiness with him. Lets get this straight, President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton lied during a deposition which was to provide evidence that there was a habitual abuse of position by soliciting sexual favors from subordinates - a violation of various laws. His lie may have caused that case to get dismissed due to the lack of evidence which his lie affected. This is an insult to The Constitution and the American people.

The fact that the President is a filandering, dope smoking, draft-dodging communist sympathizer who can't keep is trousers zipped has nothing to do with a particular dislike for President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

The fact that the President had surrounded, and still surrounds, himself with individuals who are either indicted and convicted or flee the country to avoid justice has nothing to do with why many dislike President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

The fact that large somes of money have been proven to have been passed illegally to the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton Campaign by the Communist Chinese and other Asian dictatorships has nothing to do with the problems surrounding President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

The fact that U.S. land containing clean burning coal has been taken, and may not be used to produce clean burning fuel for our country, from two states by Presidential order has nothing to do with the challenges to President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton. People could not possiby be opposing the President because the only other country known to have this same type of clean burning coal is an asian country who contributed, illegaly, to his campaign.

The fact that President William Jefferson Blythe Clinton allowed, by failure to enforce U.S. law and then by Presidential Order, U.S. missle technology to be sent to the Communist Chinese could not possibly affect a negative attiude towards this President. The fact that the Chinese were the largest illegal contributor to the DNC and Clinton's campaign couldn't possibly be the reason that people oppose this individual.

Hillary maintains that their problems are all due to the fact that they come from Arkansas and people are prejudiced against Arkansas. All of the above facts would not be under consideration if only someone, say from Texas named Bush, would have been elected. Of course, if someone named Bush or Dole had been elected these things would not have happened.

We'll continue to look for evidence regarding the American assault on the people of Arkansas. If we find any evidence we'll let you know.

This document subject to change without notice - in order to better communicate my message.