Warrior Gasus the Segalang

PM appoints new DPM

Fri Oct 23 11:00:04 1998

A joke that I picked up from the Sarawak Talk:

Dr M announces new deputy

The Picture of Malaysia "New Deputy Prime Minister" and 1st Finance minister and Home Minister and Prime Minister, Datuk (yang tak)Seri(k serik lagi)Dr Mahathir Mohamad.

(note from your editor Thor The Krull(Biasa lah tuuu Nama Hackers pelik pelik) the background Music you are Hearing is The Man who sold the world by nirvana refering to mahazalim that sell shit and we stupid malaysian eat with relish Yum YUm that shit he put in to our eyes,ears,mouth and our asshole,ear holes and evry oriface in our bodies that the esteemed,"the brilliant,all brains, our so called dick tator beloved" Prime Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad call budget 99 yum yum so creamy Dr m that shit was so good ,give us malaysian more shit we deserve it for trusting you for 17 years)

KUALA LUMPUR, Tuesday: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad ended weeks of speculation today when he announced that he has appointed Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad as the new Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia. He said this after launching the "Our Nation, Our Responsibility" campaign at the Putra World Trade Centre.

This announcement was welcomed by Home Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad, who felt the choice was a timely one as it would benefit national security. He was speaking to reporters after witnessing the launch of the "My Nation, My Responsibility" campaign by the Prime Minister at the Putra World Trade Centre.

(One of the Mahathir shit lovers cheering his beloved Leader Finance Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad Crying out "Dr Mahathir I love Your Shit Sir, Please Shit some more so that all Malaysian can enjoy your people Friendly Shit(Budget 99) yummy i mean he can even sit properly after eating the SHIT Look At Way it Transformed Him It really revitalized him at least if not the economy)

The news was also greeted with enthusiasm by Finance Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad, who felt that Dr Mahathir's appointment would help to stabilise the economy. He urged all quarters to now concentrate their resources into putting Malaysia back on track. He was speaking to

reporters after witnessing the launch of the "My Nation, All Mine" campaign by the Prime Minister at the Putra World Trade Centre.

The news had a positive impact on every single Malaysian from all walks of life, including the business community and NGOs. Successful businessman Mirzan Mahathir said that the move would help restore confidence in the government. And prominent activist/social critic Marina Mahathir said that "there was something" about the new Deputy Premier that she could identify with.

When interviewed, the new DPM said that he was overwhelmed by the news. "This is truly an honour, an unexpected honour" he said. "I would like to thank Dr Mahathir for choosing me." When asked if he felt nervous about occupying a seat that has lately seemed a little "jinxed", Dr Mahathir scoffed. "I don't see what the problem is. I pledge complete loyalty to my leader. There is literally no split of any kind between us. "

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