Warrior Gasus the Segalang
PM appoints new DPM
Fri Oct 23 11:00:04 1998
A joke that I picked up from the Sarawak Talk:
Dr M announces new deputy
The Picture of Malaysia "New
Deputy Prime Minister" and 1st Finance minister and Home
Minister and Prime Minister, Datuk (yang tak)Seri(k
serik lagi)Dr Mahathir Mohamad.
(note from your editor
Thor The Krull(Biasa lah tuuu Nama Hackers pelik pelik) the
background Music you are Hearing is The Man who sold the world by
nirvana refering to mahazalim that sell shit and we stupid
malaysian eat with relish Yum YUm that shit he put in to our
eyes,ears,mouth and our asshole,ear holes and evry oriface in our
bodies that the esteemed,"the brilliant,all brains, our so
called dick tator beloved" Prime
Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad call budget 99 yum yum so creamy
Dr m that shit was so good ,give us malaysian more shit we
deserve it for trusting you for 17 years)
KUALA LUMPUR, Tuesday: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir
Mohamad ended weeks of speculation today when he announced that
he has appointed Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad as the new Deputy
Prime Minister of Malaysia. He said this after launching the
"Our Nation, Our Responsibility" campaign at the Putra
World Trade Centre.
This announcement was welcomed by Home Minister Datuk Seri Dr
Mahathir Mohamad, who felt the choice was a timely one as it
would benefit national security. He was speaking to reporters
after witnessing the launch of the "My Nation, My
Responsibility" campaign by the Prime Minister at the Putra
World Trade Centre.
(One of
the Mahathir shit lovers cheering his beloved Leader Finance
Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad Crying out "Dr
Mahathir I love Your Shit Sir, Please Shit some more so that all
Malaysian can enjoy your people Friendly Shit(Budget 99) yummy i
mean he can even sit properly after eating the SHIT Look At Way
it Transformed Him It really revitalized him at least if not the
economy)
The news was also greeted with enthusiasm by Finance Minister
Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad, who felt that Dr Mahathir's
appointment would help to stabilise the economy. He urged all
quarters to now concentrate their resources into putting Malaysia
back on track. He was speaking to
reporters after witnessing the launch of the "My Nation,
All Mine" campaign by the Prime Minister at the Putra World
Trade Centre.
The news had a positive impact on every single Malaysian from
all walks of life, including the business community and NGOs.
Successful businessman Mirzan Mahathir said that the move would
help restore confidence in the government. And prominent
activist/social critic Marina Mahathir said that "there was
something" about the new Deputy Premier that she could
identify with.
When interviewed, the new DPM said that he was overwhelmed by
the news. "This is truly an honour, an unexpected
honour" he said. "I would like to thank Dr Mahathir for
choosing me." When asked if he felt nervous about occupying
a seat that has lately seemed a little "jinxed", Dr
Mahathir scoffed. "I don't see what the problem is. I pledge
complete loyalty to my leader. There is literally no split of any
kind between us. "
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