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Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed his fly was open. Upon leaving  the room she said, "Oh! Mr. Smith. Did you know that  your barracks door is open"? He didn't understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with the secretary. Calling
her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at attention?"  The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith --- all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."

(Anonymous)

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