Tales sung and woven into a veritable
... Garak Fuh-Q Fest ...

(no enunchs here ... unless that's your thing)

All these tales are erotic (hence the name 'fuh-q fest') and should not be read by underaged
individuals or those prohibited by local laws.  These tales may also include violence, fetishes
slash (same-gender erotica) and other sexual goodies.  We are an inviting and open choir.
Do not destroy our songs because you do not agree with our views.
Simply walk away and try the local bordello.

For those interested, by all means, have a seat and listen ...