Dear Tech
Support:
Last year I upgraded
from
Girlfriend 7.0
to
Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as
Poker Night 10.3,
Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5,
and
Racing 3.6
no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background
while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to
Girlfriend 7.0,
but the
uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.
Please help !
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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Dear
Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities
and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its
Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under:
Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application
"Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be
very high maintenance. Wife 1.0
with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,
Cook It 1.5
and
Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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