ADULT SEX QUIZ
The Questions:
1) What doesn't belong in
this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
2) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
3) What's the speed limit of sex?
4) What do a Rubrics cube and a penis have in common?
5) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
6) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
7) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
8) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
9) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
10) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
And the Answers:
1) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or
wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
2) So men can be open minded.
3) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
4) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
5) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
6) "Is it in?"
7) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
8) One of his fingers is clean.
9) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
10) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Your prize for answering this quiz correctly
is...........absolutely nothing other than a good laugh. That should make
your day.