Are you a B.I.T.C.H.? (No offence! Read on...)

Three guys, a lady and a girl were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist".

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turned to the lady and asked her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

Then, they suddenly look the girl and immediately she said...

I'm a BITCH! What does a Bitch means?

B - BABE
 I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL of
H - HERSELF

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a Bitch...........

SMILE...........

And say Thank You !!!!!!!!

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