E.T.:I'm glad da gurls left me da cooler in case I don't catch any fish. Wonder what dey saw thru da trees and went running after!
Mewsette: puff puff! Good grief, mew two, slow down! Where mew headin so fast to.... Oh!
Phelicity: See? See? I knew I saw a beauty shop on that last corner befur E.T. turned into camp!
Ginger: But mew had your eyes closed when he turned that corner, mew were goin eek! Eeek! And mew are right!
Mewsette: That's a real beauty shop we saw thru the trees?
Phelicity: Sure it is! Look! Fur kitty gurrls that's got all bedraggledy at camp!
Ginger: Isn't dis purrfect! Look, it says We Pampurr Mew. Oh, I need to be pampurred!
E.T.:Wonder what's taking the gurls so long. Wow, lookit all dis nipz beer...and tuna sammiches, too!
Ginger: Oh, dis pedicure spa feels sooo good on my poor, rough liddle paws.
Phelicity: Campin out is hard onna gurrl! I hope my deep fur conditioner gets my cottony frizzies out!
Mewsette: Mmmmmm. My poor burnt nose finally feels better! This is good stuff!
Ginger: My paws are softer already, but I wanna soak some more.
Phelicity: Sisfur, what is that facial mew got? Your whole face is green!
Mewsette: Yup, and it smells good, too. It's aloe vera facial. If this stuff works, I'm gonna buy some.
E.T.: I think I'll just close my eyes fur a few minutes.
Mewsette: Okay gurrls, now I ask mew. Do I look ten years younger or what?
Phelicity: Yes, mew does! And just feel my furs! Isn't I all silllllky?
Ginger: Oh, yes, and look how soft and fluffy my paws are again! I bought some of that pedicure stuff, too.
Mewsette: Thank mew. I got six jars of my facial and some nice shampoo, too.
Phelicity: I gots my deep conditioner and a new pink hairbrush and .. oh, yes, my hat's in here. I don't got a dry hat, I'm goin wifout one.
Ginger: Me too, I don't wanna crush my fluffy fur. Haf we all got our hats?
Mewsette: Got mine. Phelicity, it'll help if mew try not to fall in the lake any more, hehe!
Ginger: Maybe we better get back to camp and see if E.T. caught any fish fur dinner.
Phelicity: Yeah, I'm hungry.
Phelicity: E.T.! What's mew doin in da cooler? E.T.!
Mewsette: He's fast asleep in the cooler! Lookit that!
Ginger: Well, I knew my brofur was strange, but... oh, good grief!
Phelicity: E.T., mew better wake up and see how beautifur we looks!
Mewsette: Yeah, wake up, E.T. We're gorgeous! Specially me, hehe!
Ginger: *mewgiggle* I'm gonna bop him if he don't wake up!
E.T.: Oh! uh, ..there mew are! I was just cooling off fur a minit. Wowsers! Don't mew gurrls look purrty!
Phelicity: Ooohhh, I see. (cooling off, gurrls). Feel my furs, E.T., I'm all silky again.
Mewsette: (mmm, okay, cooling off, hehe!) Look, E.T., my nose got unburnt.
Ginger: (dat's a good one.) Well, my paws are all soft and clean again. I need a sammich to put in one.
E.T.: Sammich, huh? Well, ...uh, ...mew gurls were gone a long time!
Phelicity: Mew mean da sammiches is gone?
Mewsette: Did mew save me a nipzbeer?
Ginger: Did mew catch any fish?
E.T.: Did I mention how purrty mew gurls look? How bout I take mew all out fur dinner? Der's da Ducky Diner right outside of camp dat sounds furry good.
Ginger: As long as yer driving. I've finally got my paws soft again and I'm not hiking anywheres.
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