Going Out To Dinner

E.T.: Here we are, gurrls. Dis looks like a furry nice restaurant.

Mewsette: Yes, and a sleighride down the mountain is the most elegant way to go out to dinner. Oh, I smell lotsa good smells!

Ginger: I hope E.T. gots enuff toonas to feed all of us. I sure am hungry after playing in da snow all day!

Phelicity: Me too! But don't worry, if he runs short of toonas, I got an extra diamond tiara in my purse.

Ginger: Mew run around wiff a tiara in your purse?!

Phelicity: Sure! A gurrl nefur knows when she might need a diamond tiara.

E.T.: What are yu gurrls whispering about now?

Ginger: Oh, nuthin'. Mewhehe! Just if mew got enuff toonas, big brofur.

E.T.: My pockets are stuffed wiff toonas! (what's this? oh, a mitten.) So yu gurrls order efurything yu wants to eat!

Mewsette: Oboy! I'm gonna start wif the sardine appetizer. Mew think we could order the steak strips raw, E.T.? I like mine raw.

E.T.: Me too! Sure we can.

Phelicity: Oh, ick! Well, I want mine cooked!

Ginger: Hmmmm, I'm not sure about steak. The fishy pot pie sounds good. And da buttered salmon, too.

Mewsette: Mmmmm, buttered? I'll haf somma that, too. Wif a side order of gravy.

Phelicity: I'm not much on fish things. Oh look! They got a lamb chop! I'll get that, and the steak strips and the turkey catrizinni......

Ginger: Oooh, cheese! They got cheese souffle. I'll haf that, too.

E.T.: Dis sounds good: "Ofursized platter piled two feets high wiff lobster, crabs and fish, will feed a small town, served to one diner."

Mewsette: Heehee. Well, if mew get full after the first foot of it, I'll help.

Phelicity: Me too! I do luff lobster!

Ginger: I luffs it all!

E.T.: We'll get two platters.

Mewsette: And the offur entrees, too. And champagne!

Phelicity: And lamb chops.

Ginger: Somebody gonna haf to carry me outta here.