Ginger: This is da mostest fun tree to decorate, it's so full and purrdy. Here, I got more satin ornaments.
Phelicity: Oh, good! Yes, and it smells so nice, too. Look! I wrapped anoffur present to put under it.
E.T.: I hung the stockings. See my new hat Mewsette made fur me?
Mewsette: It looks good on mew, too! Uh, mew gonna wear it in the house?
E.T.: Well, my head got cold during da sleighride. Now it's nice and warm! Would mew gurlls like to string some popcorn to hang on da tree?
Mewsette: Oh yes, what a good idea! Mew got any butter to put on some of it, E.T.?
E.T.: Yeppers, got some melted in dat liddle cup by da fire.
Mewsette: Awww, mew think of effurything, sweet boy. Thank mew.
E.T.: Mewhehe, I juss know who luffs butter. I gots a needle and string here, tu. Who wants to hold da needle? Phelicity?
Phelicity: Oh my! My paws are so wide and furry, I don't think I can. How 'bout mew, Ginger?
Ginger: Mew gotta be kidding. Look how tufted and furry my paws are! E.T.?
E.T.: Gawsh, gurrls, my paws are so big! Look! Mewsette?
Mewsette: Well my goodness, gimme that needle. Good thing one of us gots little paws! That's how I knitted your hat, E.T. Would mew gurrls pass me some more popcorn purrlease? (munch) I ate that one.
Ginger: We'll sit by the luffly warm fire and pass it along from there. (munch) What we don't eat, hehe.
Phelicity: That's sure a great fire mew built, E.T. Sisfur and I boff luff to sit by a crackly fire.
E.T.: Tank mew. Yes, it makes da whole room nice and warm, huh?
Mewsette: It makes me feel like singing! Deck the halls wif boughs of holly, fa la la la la...
Ginger: ..la la mew mew!
E.T.: 'Tis the season to be jolly.......
Phelicity: ...fa la la la la....
All: ... la la mew mew!
God rest ye, merry gentlecats,
And giff a soft meow
Rememfur on this special day
Why it's called Christmas now.
Oh, may we all haf gentle purrs
And peace of heart somehow,
Wiff tidings of comfurt and joy,
Comfurt and joy!
Wiff tidings of comfurt and joy!