E.T.: Finally, I haff mew all to myself!

Mewsette: Wow, how did mew set dis up? Mew are furry sneaky.

E.T.: An mew are furry beautiful. Here, let me pop open a bottle of champagne.

Mewsette: Oh, mew know how I luff champagne!

E.T.: I wanted a romantic place to tell mew how I feel about mew, Mewsette. Mew started as my CLAW group co-leader, an den became my fishing buddy, my dance pardner, my best furriend, an my sweetie. I can't imagine not haffing mew by my side. I hope now mew will be my wink. Mew haff my heart furefur an efur, and now here is something else fur mew:



Mewsette: Oh, my sweet luff, my heart has been yours fur so long, efen before I realized it. Mew haf been efurything to me all this time, and finally I knew mew are the boy I luff wif all my heart, the luff of my life. Yes, yes, yes, I will be your wink. My heart is yours furefur and efur. What a beautiful ring! Oh my, will mew put it on me? I luff mew.

E.T.: I luff mew, too. Mew haff made me so happy!!

An we leave da luffbirds on da beach, as da sun settles into da ocean....