Let's start the champagne

Leopold, George, Hadarah, Scooter, E.T., Susie, Ben, Ginger and Phelicity
Inspector Leopold: Good evenin', kitties. I iz on a caiss unfur cofur, so I'ze waring my dissguyz, ok? George iz off dutie, so he dresst up.
George: Yeah, he efen fooled me when we started up here. But I followed his trail of donut crumbs, so here we are.
Hadarah: What a nice li'l place mew haff here. Scooter mah luff, ah'm glad mew FINEly got around to asking me to come to the party wiff mew.
Scooter: Oh, my dear, my dear, I'll nefurr be late again!
E.T.: Hay, Ben! Haff mew been too awful bad lately? Mewhehe!
Susie: He's been on his best behavior fur at least an hour! Course that isn't saying much.
Ben: Now Susie, mew just reminded me, an hour of behavin is toooo long. Gonna be baaad tonite!
Ginger: Who is who, Phelicity?
Phelicity: Ofur dere by da mink..... I mean by Hadarah.
Ginger: Oooh, isn't dat a gorgeous mink! Oh, da boy? Dat's Scooter, her wink. Don't dey look nice!
Phelicity: No, I mean yes! Dey looks just elegant, I mean (whispurr) da boy on da offur side of da mink...err, Hadarah.
Ginger: I heard dem say dat's George Cooney. Let's go meet him.
Phelicity: eeek.

Rear: Mercury, Spud, Mewsette, Willow, Royal, Dwnn, Tommye, Omar, Widgy, Taliesin. Clarisse and BooBoo in front.
Mercury: I saw Mewsette making a tower from dem champagne glasses. We're at da right table.
Spud: Hay, got some nipzbeer ofur dere, too. Lemme see if I can reach .. uh .. (strainnn)
Mewsette: Help yourselfs, boyz, don't be shy. (watch your paw, Spud, hehe!) Here, Willow, would mew and Royal like champagne?
Willow: Well I would, thank mew! I'm being keerful not to bump the tower. Royal, watch yer sleeve.
Royal: Oh, my sleeve is happy! Here Dwnn, haff a nipz wiff me. This is efen better dan Paddys'.
Dwnn: Fangu. Let's not be durockitory about Paddy's, bud. Paddy's is home!
Tommye: Oh, I just luff to see mew get an early start, sweetie. Widgy, we'll scout around fur big chairs later.
Omar: Mew-haw! Got yur number, don't dey, budz? Well, from what I heered at da Terrace Inn, I shore hope Mewsette don't start singing by dat tower of glasses. She'd shatter it.
Widgy: I already found good chairs we can drape da Twins ofur later. Lookit all da hats and tooty-horns! Dis'll be a blast!
Taliesin: Soon as da mewsic gets fast, there'll be mad dash fur da dance floor. Let's us not be near dat tower.
Clarisse: Mmmm, lookit all da food ofur dere, BooBoo. Is mew hungry? I am!
BooBoo: Wow, I am now. I can smell da turkey from here. Let's mosey on ofur dere.

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