Ross- Miss McGillicuddy.
Lucy-Huh?
Director-Do you mind doing it again?
Lucy-It's perfectly all right.
Director-Okay in control room.
voice-go ahead.
Director-Now we'er going to time it this time. All right, Miss McGillicuddy, go.
Lucy-You know your awfully nice.
Director-Thank you. Would you go ahead, please?
Lucy-Well-- I'm your Vita--veeda--vigee--vat gril. Are you tired, run down, listliss? Do you pop out at parties--Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to alllll your problems is in this li'l ole bottle. Vita-meeta---vegmin. (she looks real pleased with herself for getting it right.) Contains vitamins, meat, metagable, and vinerals. With---(she looks at the bottle.) Vitametavegamin you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take one of these full---vita meedy mega meenie moe a mis.(She holds up the spoon.)...after every meal. (She has a lot of difficulty getting the spoon but goes on the table, Finally, she puts the spoon down on the table, takes the bottle with both hands and pours it into the spoon. She puts the bottle down, looks at the spoon to see that it's full, beams back at the audience, turns back to the table, picks up the bottle and drinks out of it. As she puts the bottle down, she notices the spoon again, picks it up and puts it in her mouth. She forgets to take it out. With in her mouth.) It tastes like candy.(She takes the spoon out of her mouth. By now, She is leaning, practically sitting on the table.) So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy, people and get a great big bottle. (She opens her moth but realizes that she'd better not try it again. Holds up the bottle.) This stuff.
Director-Miss McGillcuddy.
Lucy-Hmm
Director-Are you alright.
Lucy-oh I feel fine, but it's HOT in her.
