| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ZOO? Like bunnies like doggies like emu we go at it night after night after day after randy afternoon. We are constantly doing that thing which our parents say we should only do after marriage but our ancestors say we should do whenever we're in heat. And I am hot for you, baby. I want to have babies with you. I feel the need to speed the blood pumping through my system, pulsing into yours over and over again night after night after day after randy afternoon. I love you. I want you. I want to be with you in you all over you. And I think, I can tell you feel the same way, too. So, our parents say this should be after we're wed but our forefathers tell us we should just go to bed. Let us listen to the wisdom of the ancients and if we're gonna do it like bunnies, like doggies like emu then let's hit a fucking zoo where we probably belong. |