Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day
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My penis hurts.
From all the wear and tear I've put on it, my penis hurts.
It aches it quakes at times it shakes
it doesn't matter if I'm baked
my penis always hurts.

From constant use my penis strains
it's sensitive it feels all pains
it starts to hum whene'er it rains
it's tired of my rain-day games
oi, my penis hurts.

It's just no fun
what I've done
to my gun
it will not run
when I ask, won't come
it doesn't work for anyone
because my penis hurts.

From constant use
some say abuse
it's turned chartreuse 
- MY penis, that's whose!
If you'd care to peruse you'd be amused
how I've misused
my excuse
for talking to the ladies.
To see my dick
you'd quickly split
and make departures hasty.

I've done such things
with small cock rings
I've cursed this thing
that makes me sing
I've made my penis hurt.