Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day
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The premonition was this: the next time I'd speak to her,
she would break up with me.
This was a state of affairs that could not be allowed.
Too beautiful, too smart, too funny and charming was she
there was no way I could let her leave my life
my loving arms. Not without any attempt at defense.

So I resolved to avoid this calamitous contingency:
I would not speak to her.
Call and call she did, but I would not respond
My machine would fill with her melodious, heavenly tones
so much so that my heart would thud,
hear her voice, unable to interact.
I had to dislodge the machine to maintain my sanity.

But I could not remove the door she would constantly approach
knocking, day after day
after night – and I would ache, hearing her
knowing her so close, so far,
all within a razor's breadth.
But I could not risk the premonition missing its mark,
but hitting me between the eyes.
I could not dare to lose her,
so I kept my distance.

It has been this way for four months now,
with my non-com strategies keeping us apart,
keeping us together.
And the phone rings less often,
and I hear my own deafening pulse far more than her beats at my door
and I am safe, I suspect, from her eminent rejection.

So I guess I got the last laugh.