| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| CAT PORNOGRAPHY I'm a good man, now - I broke up with my best friend's girlfriend and, well, you know… my… girlfriend's best friend. I'm selling all the pot, and the eugenics tracts and the cat pornography on E-Bay at, likely, a VERY reasonable discount. I'm a good man, dammit! I'm giving the widows and orphans some time to have a better chance to find new homes after eviction: a whole month well, a week. OK, the rest of the day. I'm a good man, now. I'm changing my ways, becoming better and better. Please consider this. Please take me back. Oh, hell. If you want, I'll even stop pimping those teenage twins… Next year. |