| Jonathan Berger's Poetry: Poem of the Day |
| CHANGE OR DIE The fucking Dodo didn't know what to do with itself. Too stupid to be productive Too self-conscious to be cute The fucking Dodo had no place on this man's planet. Unable to fly, to produce silk, to work even the most concrete of mathematical equations, the fucking Dodo ended its time on Earth. But at least it had better PR than the goddamned Betamax. |