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CHAOS THEORY

I think, for as long as I live, I shall regret not getting the corned beef sandwich.
I can only imagine what my life could have been had I only made
the right choice.
Once, two roads lay before me, and I,
I took the one less traveled, and that has made all the difference.
I got there late
missed my date
had to wait
for the taxi rate
to declinate to reach her home
and learn my fate
(feeling her hate).

Every action has repercussions.
Butterfly storms off the coast of Spain
fix the price of tea in Bangor, Maine.
It’s an erratic world
an anarchic one,
and in it,
I sense, I have made the wrong choice
by buying the wrong sandwich.

How could I have been so stupid?
I love the corned beef.
I thought I was trying something different in getting no mustard
Argh!
Perhaps I was meant to stain my stiff white shirt
Perhaps some passing bull, seeing yellow
but being color-blind
imaging in red, was supposed to infuriatedly gore that pregnant widow,
killing her unborn son
before he becomes the most infamous of all mass-genociders
he someday threatened to be.
Have I unwittingly caused World War Four?
And all for the want of a sandwich.
A stupid stupid sandwich.
Argh!
Still, the pastrami was good.