Title: Ditzy
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokmon
Theme: #29, Ditzy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics.
This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under
international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you.
*Phantomness bows*
Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics
if a pokemon talks
Warnings: AU, Shonen-ai, cross-dressing
Red isnt ditzy. He isnt. Just because he likes to wear pretty clothes doesnt mean hes girly! Besides, Lance goes around wearing long skirts that swirl around his ankles and he has pierced ears, but no one ever teases him.
Its not fair! Hes Champion!
Still, Bruno is all brawn and no brain and Red would never want to be like him, so his teasing rolls off.
Lorelei thinks hes cute.
Agatha has no comment to make, and Red is secretly glad for that. Hed be disturbed if she did it is scary to think about old people and sex in the same category!
But Lance thinks he looks cute, and Red wants to make his lover happy, so they snuggle together and Red doesnt mind wearing girls clothes, not one bit.
Who cares what anyone else thinks?
Hes happy!
Lance kisses him, sweetly, and Red purrs, glad that he only has to pretend for himself.
End Fic
Completed 9/25/06
Drabble. Nuff said.