Title: Furries 4
U
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red/Ash)
Fandom: Pokmon
Theme: #94, Pet
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics.
This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under
international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you.
*Phantomness bows*
Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics
if a pokemon talks
Warnings: AU, fanon
How did his happen? Lance asks in disbelief, staring at Ash as the Pallet trainer nuzzles his head into his lap. He still looks mostly human, which is a plus, but the little Pikachu-shaped ears and tail belie the truth.
Misty gulps. Well, I gave him a coupon to a pet shop.
And they were running illegal experiments?
Um, actually, its all perfectly legal. Misty says. I can take you there if you want!
I think that would be wise, Lance states, before following her outside. A quick flight to Gringy City, a duck down an inconspicuous alleyway, and then he stands in a street full of shops hes never seen before. The area hums with magic, as he feels his wards prickle. Still, hes a Guardian, and well protected, though Ash is not Destiny hasnt woken yet.
The clerk that greets him at the entrance of Furries 4U is quite polite, and patient, and she explains that they dont force these transformations and Ash wanted to do this. Lance accepts her words as truth, since he cant feel the Scales tipping in his mind, and if Ash wants to spend the rest of his life as a pampered Pikachu, well, thats his choice to make.
They spend a few minutes picking up accessories, and afterwards, Ash cuddles Lance, while no one says a word. Interesting.
It seems theres some sort of Notice-me-not spell on the boy, and when he asks Lorelei, shes absolutely convinced that Ash has always been his pet, and yes, he is Champion of the Johto League.
Hes feeding Ash bits of sharp cheddar cheese and apples, and deciding that maybe, maybe, this situation isnt that bad, and he can grow used to it.
Maybe.
End Fic
Completed 6/12/07
I admit Ive been reading WAY too many BE Archive threads about Ranma getting Sailor Senshi and other girls turned into pets
I know; I summarized instead of writing a long fic. I was bored. Not with the pairing of course, but teaching little kids karate saps all of my intellect and patience away.