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Title: Thank You
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #14, Thank You
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks. Zensho-verse

Warnings: Shonen-ai, shota

Lance’s eyes were a wicked blaze of golden fury as he attacked. The men scattered, their clothing torn into scraps of black, bleeding from various wounds, none simple shallow cuts.

Lance flicked blood off his daggers with a practiced motion and turned to their captive. Who was bound and gagged. He carefully cut through the thick hemp fiber binding the boy’s wrists, before he undid the gag.

Red spat out the cloth with a disgusted expression. “Thank you.”

“How did this happen?” Lance asked. Team Rocket agents, all of them… did they honestly think they could get away? Moments later, his twin Dragonair returned, agents bound securely in their coils. Lance speed-dialed the police, and they bundled the men away with many expressions of thanks.

Red flushed. “I don’t know.”

“You don’t know…?”

“I mean it’s embarrassing!”

“Which is why you should take steps to prevent it from happening in the future.”

“I guess you’re right.” Red rubbed his aching wrists with a pained expression, watching the officers escort the rockets off in their police cars, four of them in total.

“So…?”

“They wanted to take a picture of me and get my autograph. That was all…”

Lance sighed. “And you thought they were fans.”

“Well, yes.”

“And you followed them?”

“Well, he said he had a studio…”

“I can’t believe you sometimes, Red.” Lance shook his head. “You’re lucky I got here in time.”

“How did you know I was kidnapped, anyways?”

Lance’s smile was mysterious. “That is for me to know and you to guess. In any case, we ought to head back now.”

“Oh, okay…”

He paused, before he pecked Lance on the cheek with a shy smile. “Thank you.”

“No problem, Red. Just don’t let it happen again?”

“I won’t.” Red agreed, even as he grinned.

Lance was so nice!

Lance paused momentarily, a strange expression in his eyes. “Red, may I kiss you again?”

“Sure.”

Lance did, and this time, it was on the lips. Red almost swooned, but not quite, because Lance had an arm around his waist and another around his shoulders supporting him, but it felt really good.

“Wow… maybe I should get kidnapped more often.”

“Perish the thought!” Lance chuckled. “I’ll kiss you as often as you like.”

“Okay!”

End Fic

Completed 11/2/06

Zensho-verse again, since I like it!

Fluff… ^^

Red: *Blushes*

Lance: I love molesting innocents. *Leer*

Red: *Hugs Lance*

Phantomness: Hehehehe…