You start most of you sentences with "this one time, at summer camp..."

You still refer to Kool-Aid as bug juice.

You have no problem at all showering with bugs.

S'mores are your favorite desert.

You own a foot locker and were never in the army.

You enjoy the smell of OFF!

You have been sprayed by a skunk.

You still sing camp songs when you are bored, and have no fear about
belting one out in public.

Your parents never saw you from mid June to mid August.

Teva is your favorite footwear.

You know the art of short sheeting.

You have been Mack Trucked.

You watch every summer camp movie, no matter how cheezie and relive your
adventures.

You were a camper, a junior counselor, a counselor and a director and never
stopped until you absolutely HAD to.

You still relish care packages.

You thought you were cool when you 'got mail' (and it WASN'T on the internet).

You made friends with the kid who had the best food.

You laughed when that same kid got their food ravashed by a racoon.

You stopped laughing when that racoon got in a fight with a skunk and it
sprayed your cabin.

You had the biggest crush on that outdoorsie god-like counselor guy.


*****You know you went to CAMP FITCH if........


Nobody makes pies like Charlie!

You ditched your campers to play volleyball after dinner.

You still have EVERY candle from candlelight!

"SAY WHAT I SAY!!!!!!!  AND DOOOOOOOO WHAT I DO!"

You know what the MVIMA monster is.

You know what MVIMA stands for.

You know what a CABENT is.

No one else does.

APACHE GORGE!

You have been on the Apache Gorge....Nekkid!

Whenever you hear the name 'Bill' you turn around to see if he is lookin.

You have the urge to wear bug spray to church.

You have made out at Sunset Point.

'Oooo mama oooooo mama ooooo mau mau'.

PYGMIES.

MEGA GUMMIE FOOT.

Breakfast bars are fine food...

You have had a crush on Duffy.

********ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN!!!!

--from michelle roman's mom:

You kept your tolietries in a plastic scrub bucket.

 You remember Big Mary & Little Mary's sweet rolls.

You remember tablo's (spelling?) .

 You know what the D.O. is.

Water moccasins were your favorite footwear.

Your favorite piece of clothing was a grey hooded 
sweatshirt with a big "Y" on the front.


*****from eric brooks:

You know all the motions to little bunny foo-foo.

You wonder if Dan Olin really is a Ninja.

You've been on the MVIMA rope swing naked.

You're canoed in MVIMA nude.

You've had a stuffed pizza from Jim & Sue's.

You had Jim Duffey, Mike Hurl and Jon Wilson as your counselors.

You knew Jon Wilson before he was on the JCrew catalog cover.

You remember Coach Arnold's soccer camp.

You won the Camp Fitch Cup at Soccer Camp.

You've been forced to walk to main road instead of walking through Girls'
Camp after being caught in a Girl's tent.

You know what "Down the hill" means.

*****from paula daniels

the old lunch table games that used to keep your campers from dwelling 
too much on the food have now become drinking games!

you have a collection of gimp projects that could easily set the world record.

kangaroo court was a day to dread!
 
you had to kiss charlie's butt (not literally) to get the snack for evening program.

you have gotten in a serious water fight with charlie.

you and 3 of you closests friends all dated pietras, vaughn, or joe amerson.
 
you did the "shower tower" naked.
 
hospital disenfectant became the all powerful room freshner.
 
you sat through bob's sex talks during weekend camp.
 
the song "girls girls girls that's all i see" was not banned.

your dishcrew gets caught skinniy dipping in Erie by Barb after you stole their clothes!!

Do you have any to add?? Well then, email CHICAGAMI!

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