You
may have heard tell of the legend of the Lost Tribes of the Barbarian Horde. If
you ever doubted their existence, doubt no more.
The Lost Tribes were indeed lost -
on their way to the barren plain of Zama, where stood the invincible armies of
the barbarian Hannibal, these Barbarians took a wrong turn and wound up in the
Sahara. For years, these ferocious mercenaries and warriors of all brute nations,
bent on merciless destruction, floundered around pretty damn thirsty for quite
a long time. Contrary to myth, they did not cannibalize each other, but instead
bravely subsisted on lizards, snakes, and the odd camel they were able to run
down. They were last seen heading south, still proudly carrying the tattered banner
of The Crowe - following the Nile in the wrong direction. If you ever stumble
across these poor souls at any point, whatever you do, don't ask them for directions.
The Barbarian Herd
Bovine Legion (Bovinus Glutius Maximus) Shield: Black and white cowskin Motto: "Got milk?"
(Stealus Maximus)
Motto: "Gone in 60 Seconds"