Interview with the Sailor Senshi/Scouts

Sailor Australia: Hey, welcome to Sailor Australia's Sailor Moon Cafe! I hope you're all enjoying yourselves. Today we're having an interview with the Sailor Senshi/Scouts about life after the Sailor Moon series. Say hi, senshi!
Usagi/Serena, Amy, Rei, Lita/Mako, Mina: Hi everyone!
Sailor Australia: First of all, are you guys still continuing to protect the Universe from all those evil monsters?
Usagi/Serena: No, not really. Ever since that evil demon thingy died the Universe has been peaceful.
Lita/Mako: Too peaceful, actually.
Rei: Not when it comes to Usagi, though.
Usagi/Serena: Hey!
Amy: Quiet! I'm trying to locate another monster! I heard a large grumbling noise from inside this room...
Sailor Australia: Uh, that was me. I haven't eaten lunch.
[Senshi stares at Sailor Australia]
Sailor Australia: Let's get on with the interview, shall we? [blushes] So how's your education going after you've fought those evil monsters?
Amy: I received a free scholarship at Tokyo University.
Lita: I am going to college, though not as, uh, comprehensive Tokyo University. My dream career is still working in the food business.
Sailor Australia: We would love you to be our chef here at SASMC, Mako!
Lita: Really? WOW thanks!
Amy: Usagi's also going to college too, aren't you Usagi?
Usagi/Serena: [snores] Uh, wha? Oh yeah, Mamo-chan/Darien is helping me to get to college. [starts munching on complementary mini-cakes].
Sailor Australia: What about you, Mina?
Mina: I don't know yet. I'm trying to become a famous celebrity one day.
Sailor Australia: Cool! So are you--
Amy: I think I spotted a villain somewhere!
Sailor Australia: Okay, now this time it was not my stomach.
Amy: I think it's a fire youmei! There's a fire over there.
Sailor Australia: Oh no! I forgot I left my special cake in the oven! Hang on, I'm going to get the fire hydrant. [rushes to the kitchen]
Amy: There's no time for carbon dioxide to put out a fire youmei! Mercury Planet Power! [theme music]
Sailor Mercury: Mercury Aqua Illusion! [freezes oven]
Sailor Australia: Here's the fire hy--oh my mocha iced chocolate! What have you done?
Sailor Mercury: I'm sorry Sailor Australia! I thought it was a fire youmei! Anyway, it's just an old oven.
Sailor Australia: An old oven?! I spent almost all of my life savings to get a high quality stainless steel oven and stove and you freeze it into an iceberg?!
Sailor Mars: Mars Fire Sniper![sets oven on fire]
Sailor Australia: Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Now you've burnt the cake! And now my oven is ruined! Noooooooooo!
[bell rings and VesVes comes in]
VesVes: Is my cake ready? Is my cake ready Sailor Australia?
Sailor Australia: Uh...aheheheh...[flinches]
VesVes: What did you say?
Sailor Australia: I...burnt...your...cake...it was an accident, honestly!
VesVes: You, you burnt my $40 cake? You will pay for this![holds up Amazon Gem]
Sailor Australia: We'll see about that! Australia Boomerang!