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She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well," the cab driver says, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single, and secondly, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "Okay, pull into the next alley." He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, why are you crying?" asks the nun.
"Forgive me, sister, but I have sinned," says the cabbie. "I lied, I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
15> Democrat Catchers
14> NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)
13> Pastor Baiters
12> Mounds of Shame
11> Heavenly Canteens
10> Pearly Weights
9> Hooteronomies
8> Pizza Pizza
7> Sweater Undulations
6> The Daughters of Lactiticus
5> Racks of lambs of God
4> Communion Woofers
3> First and Second Mammalonians
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The Priest says "Is that you Tommy?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your pennace will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys "
Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks what happened?
Tommy replies: "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."
