10) The statement..."The animal was eventually captured..."

9) The statement..."Found dressed like Judy Garland..."

8) Any usage of the word "Mob"...usually is preceded by "Angry" or followed by "Hit"

7) The statement...."Found in a refrigerator..."

6) Any mention of the word "Propellor"...

5) Any mention of the words "lingering or festering"....

4) The statement..."Found naked in the Oval Office...."

3) Any mention of the words "Ironic"..wouldn't that indicate that you died doing
something you liked or should have been familiar with????

2) The inclusion of the words "Suffocated, buried, elephant shit"...

1) Any mention of the words "Midget and Sex"...