Geez...we almost had a list that couldn't be compiled with this one. For all of the
female fans of the Top 10 Lists or if any should show up here drunk on a Friday night,
please don't send me any E-mails about this one. Its just a list folks....

10) Cause "Doohickey With Wings" was taken.

9) Well...cause it flows.

8) Acronym for "Tackling A Menstrual Problem Over Night".

7) Lamest name available..at least until Maxi Pad came out.

6) Named for Erik Von Tampon, the Little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke to stop the flood.

5) Makes a great clapper like joke..Tampon (clap, clap), Tampoff.

4) Because the Ad Campaign for "Thing on a String" sucked.

3) Acronym for Treating A Monthly Period Obviously Neatly.

2) Cause "Better Late Than Never" scared a lot of people.

1) Cause "The Quicker Picker-Upper" was taken by the folks over at BOUNTY!