10) You'll be completely prepared for "Hanson" when it comes out next summer.

9) You decide to jump start your struggling scriptwriter career after realizing that
someone wrote that crap and GOT IT SOLD!!!

8) You can officially complete your thesis of "If A Movie Sucked in the 90's, it had
"WORLD" in its title(reference Waterworld and Lost World).

7) After suffering for weeks with "Arsonist's Block", you now know that the movie
theater showing Spiceworld will become your next target.

6) Viewing Spiceworld will cure you of your one movie a day habit. Matter of fact,
you are now down to one movie a year because of it.

5) When you want your teenager to do their homework or a particular chore, you can place emphasis on it by telling them that this "is what I want, what I really, really want."

4) You're more confident than ever that those singing lessons for your daughters,
Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter will pay off as you launch their career as "The Four Seasons."

3) The Spice Girls now fill the British Fantasy Woman void left empty by Princess Diana's death.

2) If you are in a wheelchair when you see it, you will learn to walk again just to walk OUT OF THE DAMN THEATRE!!

1) Most co-workers blame the bad weather on "El Nino"; you secretly know that its
all caused by "Girl Power".