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Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________

U Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
(come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
1 Appy Face Button 1 wallet size-Dean Martin

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!