The following courses are offered after duty hours-

Self Improvement
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Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace Of Mind
You And Your Birthmark
Guilt Without Sex
The Primal Shrug
Whine Your Way To Alienation
Ego Gratification Through Violence
Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt And Fear
Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
How To Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense And Ostentation

Business and Career
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Money Can Make You Rich
"I Made $100 In Real Estate"
Career Opportunities In El Salvador
How To Profit From Your Own Body
The Underachiever's Guide To Very Small Business Opportunities
Looters Guide to American Cities

Home Economics
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How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into A Garage
Cultivating Viruses In Your Refrigerator
Burglar Proof Your Home With Concrete
Sinus Drainage At Home
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
1001 Other Uses For Your Vacuum Cleaner
The Repair And Maintenance Of Your Virginity
How To Convert A Wheelchair Into A Dune Buggy
What To Do With Your Conversation Pit
Christianity And The Art Of RV Maintenance

Health And Fitness
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Creative Tooth Decay
Exorcism And Acne
The Joys Of Hypochondria
High Fiber Sex
Suicide And Your Health
Biofeedback And How To Stop It
Skate Yourself To Regularity
Understanding Nudity
Tap Dance Your Way To Social Ridicule
Optional Body Functions